Dead onion says what?
I had this vehement, allergic reation yesterday. Yesterday I went downstairs to the refrigerator to get something to eat, and when I opened the door this huge, evil, purple-skinned onion decided it was time to jump and fly at me! So, my instinct was to catch it, so I tried and it rolled up my arm, I grab it, freak out, and drop it but not before touching my face. So, now I have these red blisters on my arm and my hand, and on my face.... I'm too vain to go to school looking like that, so I just stayed home. I've been washing my skin with this anti-bacterial soap all day and it seems to be working. I couldn't sleep last night because my heart was beating really fast and I didn't sleep. I'm feeling a little better now. *shakes fist* "Damn evil onions!!"
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Stop laughing at me!! lol