Talk Derby To Me
Went to see Ms. Applebomb kick some ass with The Fury tonight at the Windy City Rollers bout. What can i say? She took my breath away. Im very much looking forward to a dinner or lunch with fabulous ms. hot shit.
Also, starting thursday i will begin personal training in order to become....
A WINDY CITY ROLLER.
i have decided to make becoming a derby girl (try outs in january) a major goal for myself. After having thought about it for the past year and having gone back and forth about whether or not i should do it, tonight sealed the deal. i am now convinced that this sport was made for me and i am ready to kick some roller ASS.
Ok so to recap all of the goddamn sports ive played, how long i played each and what position:
1. Lacross (4 years): Goalie
2. Soccer (too many to count): Goalie
3. Basketball (too many to count): Forward
4. Softball (9 years): Catcher
5. Field Hockey (4 years): Goalie
6. Volley Ball (4 years): Outside Hitter
I've had many a scary looking girl try to f*ck me up, and ive taken blow after blow to every part of my body. I've boxed more girls out of rebounds and spiked more balls into pretty blue eyed pig tailed faces and heads than anyone i know (and yet i remain a pacifist).
11 years of snowboarding, 5 of skateboarding (all years combined), and a few of rollerblading. not a bad line up.
p.s. i still might need help with creating a good derby name. angela helped me come up with Snow Fright (works with the pale skin and snow boarding). but i think i need to keep working on it. the one i came up with for her is priceless: Princess Slaya
Also, starting thursday i will begin personal training in order to become....
A WINDY CITY ROLLER.
i have decided to make becoming a derby girl (try outs in january) a major goal for myself. After having thought about it for the past year and having gone back and forth about whether or not i should do it, tonight sealed the deal. i am now convinced that this sport was made for me and i am ready to kick some roller ASS.
Ok so to recap all of the goddamn sports ive played, how long i played each and what position:
1. Lacross (4 years): Goalie
2. Soccer (too many to count): Goalie
3. Basketball (too many to count): Forward
4. Softball (9 years): Catcher
5. Field Hockey (4 years): Goalie
6. Volley Ball (4 years): Outside Hitter
I've had many a scary looking girl try to f*ck me up, and ive taken blow after blow to every part of my body. I've boxed more girls out of rebounds and spiked more balls into pretty blue eyed pig tailed faces and heads than anyone i know (and yet i remain a pacifist).
11 years of snowboarding, 5 of skateboarding (all years combined), and a few of rollerblading. not a bad line up.
p.s. i still might need help with creating a good derby name. angela helped me come up with Snow Fright (works with the pale skin and snow boarding). but i think i need to keep working on it. the one i came up with for her is priceless: Princess Slaya