First off, I got a kitten. Or did it get me? She came up to me at the door as I was going in, and said "meow?" and I said, "Iiiight."
Everywhere I go, cats just seem to love me.
Went back to Austin, TEXAS this week.
Saw old friends, it was a good time.
"Only thing in Texas is steers and queers and I ain't seein' no horns on ya."
First day back at work where I wait tables, some Canadians left me $3.oo tip on a $43.oo tab. Thanks, fuckers. See ya next week.
Later that night, I had a table leave me $57.oo as a tip on a $43.oo dollar tab. WTF!?
I couldn't even thank them on there way out, cuz I didn't count the cash till later. That is kinda odd though. To leave so much, but it's all good, I got to save some cash for when I'll be a broke ass apprentice at the tattoo shop.
Oh, and a chick left her number at a table. Ha!
I'm not mexican.