Alright allow for me to just write
Alright allow for me to just write
Alright this is going to be a little bit of a rant and a little bit of just writing. I don’t really know what it’s going to be more of so just sit back. Have a smoke or drink some whiskey and enjoy it. You could also sit back with a cranberry juice or something I don’t give a shit.
The first thing I would like to discuss is old English. I’m sure a lot of people have read something from Shakespeare and look at it as being very sophisticated English. I disagree with that and it’s the fact that no one was around at that time. Slang is one of the hardest things to pick up on when you read and the hardest part about learning any kind of a language is learning the slang part of it. My assumption is that all of this so called “sophisticated” English is nothing more then slang. I could just imagine how a dialogue and the footnotes you would have if people read or listened to the way spoke in 100 years.
“How you doin, son” or “Take it easy bro”
Now we look at this and this is how people will talk now. Saying son doesn’t mean your referring to an actual son that you father or mother. Saying Bro isn’t referring to your brother, and take it easy could even be hard to comprehend to people who may read the English language in 100 years.
So with that you could look at a phrase like this from (and this is just some random line I grabbed):
LADY MONTAGUE
O, where is Romeo? saw you him to-day?
Right glad I am he was not at this fray.
This is how this would be said today.
Hey, Where’s Romeo? Have you seen him today? I’m glad (or Thank God) he wasn’t at that fight.
Now is that really that much different? I could get into more complex shit but by this point I have probably already put people asleep so let me get on with doing a little rant.
RANTING STARTS
Alright I am so tired of these horror movies that are constantly coming out. I mean you have a movie where a girl is at her prom or something and some guy escapes out of jail to kill. It’s fucking retarded because it’s like they make it so everything has to come together perfectly. This guy who I guess killed her family or something just happened to escape from jail when she had her prom. That is so fucking stupid. Plus they all seem to be the same damn thing… some crazy guy goes on a killing spree, then all of a sudden he kills some people no one cares about, oh and then kills the person everyone seem to like and people hate it, and then he kills the person everyone hates and people cheer. Oh don’t forget about the whole anticipating moment that end up being nothing and then all of a sudden BOOM there is something coming out of nowhere. Plus have you ever noticed that whenever they start to have that slow music and suspense it never ends up being nothing. Those movies are fucking predictable and they get boring quickly.
Another thing is can we please stop with all the movies that have a fucking drug thing in them. There are so many fucking movies that seem to have the whole drug embargo going on and then someone gets into serious trouble and is probably even killed. SAME OLD SHIT.
Also now that we are on movies I want to mention something about Will Farrell. I used to really like him but then I saw his last movie about some basketball team or some shit. Then it occurred to me that this guy has got the exact same character in all of his movies, Old School, Ricky Bobby, That figure skating movie, Anchorman and all his others. The guy was hilarious when he first left SNL and did movies, but now he seems to just be getting boring and doing the same shit over and over again. Plus every time he tries to do some movie where he acts differently it is horrible. Shit Nicole Kidman was funnier then he was in Bewitched. It also just seems like at times he is trying too hard to be funny.
I’m sitting here looking at the shit I was going to write about. However with my ranting I got to be pumped up about something and it has to be fresh in my mind. I got about 5 things I was looking to write about and trust me they may come in time, but not quite yet. When the time comes you will get them and now that I am starting to write I just thought about something else.
The next thing I am going to talk about the Howard Stern Show. I don’t understand why so many people are obsessed with his show. If you listen to it all it is, is the same shit over and over again. He has one of his weird people call up and they all make fun of him. They have some porn star or something come in and they get all perverted with her and try to get her to strip and go on that sex machine they have, whatever the fuck it is called. I’m not going to sit here and say it’s not ok once in a while because I don’t mind a little stupid talk every now and then. However I can’t really watch it for more then 2 days in a row. I need some kind of intelligent radio where people talk about the shit that matters. Plus people got to stop with acting like Stern is a genius. It’s like a said before about how a name means a lot. There are thousands of people out there who could do his show, but because of his name people will look at him as the king.
Well after all my writing and thinking and thinking I guess I should… Oh wait I just thought of something else. Also if you’re wondering, yes I have been tested for ADD.
You ever look at someone and say they are a genius. Being a genius means you have a high IQ but it does not mean you are intelligent. Intelligence is measured by the decisions that you make. Being a genius just means you have a high IQ. Charlie Manson was a genius but he wasn’t intelligent. Had the guy been intelligent then he wouldn’t have used his mind in order to manipulate people to kill for him. Most Serial killers are geniuses, but they are not intelligent because they are using what they have just to go out and kill people. They are the fucking obsessed who probably go around and have newspaper cutouts of the people who they have killed to make them feel like some kind of a celebrity. So don’t look at some guy and think he knows all because he is a fucking genius. It’s not being a genius you want to have but it is having the intelligents to not do stupid things
Now I think I am going to close this out. I’ll just do it now in order to prevent me from thinking about something else to write about.
Alright this is going to be a little bit of a rant and a little bit of just writing. I don’t really know what it’s going to be more of so just sit back. Have a smoke or drink some whiskey and enjoy it. You could also sit back with a cranberry juice or something I don’t give a shit.
The first thing I would like to discuss is old English. I’m sure a lot of people have read something from Shakespeare and look at it as being very sophisticated English. I disagree with that and it’s the fact that no one was around at that time. Slang is one of the hardest things to pick up on when you read and the hardest part about learning any kind of a language is learning the slang part of it. My assumption is that all of this so called “sophisticated” English is nothing more then slang. I could just imagine how a dialogue and the footnotes you would have if people read or listened to the way spoke in 100 years.
“How you doin, son” or “Take it easy bro”
Now we look at this and this is how people will talk now. Saying son doesn’t mean your referring to an actual son that you father or mother. Saying Bro isn’t referring to your brother, and take it easy could even be hard to comprehend to people who may read the English language in 100 years.
So with that you could look at a phrase like this from (and this is just some random line I grabbed):
LADY MONTAGUE
O, where is Romeo? saw you him to-day?
Right glad I am he was not at this fray.
This is how this would be said today.
Hey, Where’s Romeo? Have you seen him today? I’m glad (or Thank God) he wasn’t at that fight.
Now is that really that much different? I could get into more complex shit but by this point I have probably already put people asleep so let me get on with doing a little rant.
RANTING STARTS
Alright I am so tired of these horror movies that are constantly coming out. I mean you have a movie where a girl is at her prom or something and some guy escapes out of jail to kill. It’s fucking retarded because it’s like they make it so everything has to come together perfectly. This guy who I guess killed her family or something just happened to escape from jail when she had her prom. That is so fucking stupid. Plus they all seem to be the same damn thing… some crazy guy goes on a killing spree, then all of a sudden he kills some people no one cares about, oh and then kills the person everyone seem to like and people hate it, and then he kills the person everyone hates and people cheer. Oh don’t forget about the whole anticipating moment that end up being nothing and then all of a sudden BOOM there is something coming out of nowhere. Plus have you ever noticed that whenever they start to have that slow music and suspense it never ends up being nothing. Those movies are fucking predictable and they get boring quickly.
Another thing is can we please stop with all the movies that have a fucking drug thing in them. There are so many fucking movies that seem to have the whole drug embargo going on and then someone gets into serious trouble and is probably even killed. SAME OLD SHIT.
Also now that we are on movies I want to mention something about Will Farrell. I used to really like him but then I saw his last movie about some basketball team or some shit. Then it occurred to me that this guy has got the exact same character in all of his movies, Old School, Ricky Bobby, That figure skating movie, Anchorman and all his others. The guy was hilarious when he first left SNL and did movies, but now he seems to just be getting boring and doing the same shit over and over again. Plus every time he tries to do some movie where he acts differently it is horrible. Shit Nicole Kidman was funnier then he was in Bewitched. It also just seems like at times he is trying too hard to be funny.
I’m sitting here looking at the shit I was going to write about. However with my ranting I got to be pumped up about something and it has to be fresh in my mind. I got about 5 things I was looking to write about and trust me they may come in time, but not quite yet. When the time comes you will get them and now that I am starting to write I just thought about something else.
The next thing I am going to talk about the Howard Stern Show. I don’t understand why so many people are obsessed with his show. If you listen to it all it is, is the same shit over and over again. He has one of his weird people call up and they all make fun of him. They have some porn star or something come in and they get all perverted with her and try to get her to strip and go on that sex machine they have, whatever the fuck it is called. I’m not going to sit here and say it’s not ok once in a while because I don’t mind a little stupid talk every now and then. However I can’t really watch it for more then 2 days in a row. I need some kind of intelligent radio where people talk about the shit that matters. Plus people got to stop with acting like Stern is a genius. It’s like a said before about how a name means a lot. There are thousands of people out there who could do his show, but because of his name people will look at him as the king.
Well after all my writing and thinking and thinking I guess I should… Oh wait I just thought of something else. Also if you’re wondering, yes I have been tested for ADD.
You ever look at someone and say they are a genius. Being a genius means you have a high IQ but it does not mean you are intelligent. Intelligence is measured by the decisions that you make. Being a genius just means you have a high IQ. Charlie Manson was a genius but he wasn’t intelligent. Had the guy been intelligent then he wouldn’t have used his mind in order to manipulate people to kill for him. Most Serial killers are geniuses, but they are not intelligent because they are using what they have just to go out and kill people. They are the fucking obsessed who probably go around and have newspaper cutouts of the people who they have killed to make them feel like some kind of a celebrity. So don’t look at some guy and think he knows all because he is a fucking genius. It’s not being a genius you want to have but it is having the intelligents to not do stupid things
Now I think I am going to close this out. I’ll just do it now in order to prevent me from thinking about something else to write about.