[Peony is weaving around the fallen trees with his two
rappigs in tow. Again, they're not really rappigs, they're just normal pigs that have
rabbit ears stuck to their heads. But if you ask Peony, he'll tell you that they're his favorite imperial pets.
Anyway, they're flying behind him thanks to
a bit of magic by one Harry Potter, and they look annoyed at all the trees they have to avoid. Eventually, after it takes him more than double the time it usually does to walk to the grocery store, he opens his journal.]
I don't suppose someone's planning to do something about these trees, hmm?
[He actually already has a couple of ideas on what to do with them, but he'll wait and see if people have better suggestions.]