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enoughtocarry

[Voicemail IC Post] aka HI DEAN AND LYLA

Feb 24, 2021 21:54

"Hey, this is Sam. I'm not in right now, so... just leave a message, and I'll get back to you."

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thnm THIS IS IN THE FUTURE I DO WHAT I WANT satrinah February 25 2011, 04:35:53 UTC

RING RING HELL PHONE.

FUCK YEAH \m/ enoughtocarry February 25 2011, 04:39:14 UTC

... Lyla?

satrinah February 25 2011, 04:45:06 UTC

Sam! Oh, I'm glad I dialed the right person! I kept accidentally calling the guy who sells weed out the back of a van, anyway, hi, GUESS WHAT.

1/2 enoughtocarry February 25 2011, 04:51:05 UTC

enoughtocarry February 25 2011, 04:51:42 UTC

What guy selling weed? Is he trying to sell you weed? What's his name?

[OLDER PROTECTIVE THING, WHAT.]

infallible logic satrinah February 25 2011, 04:55:23 UTC

Uhh--wait. Sam, it's pot, it's, like, medicine. They sell it in California! Are you gonna argue with Schw--that...the...fucking hell, what is it. The guy who was in Kindergarten Cop?

WILL NOT FLY WITH SAM enoughtocarry February 25 2011, 05:08:06 UTC

Do you have a medical ailment that would require you to smoke marijuana?

The Terminator guy? You're taking life lessons from the Terminator guy? Lyla, are you smoking pot right now?

[HEAR THE LINEFACE IN HIS VOICE, LYLA.]

satrinah February 25 2011, 05:13:58 UTC

Uh. Maybe. How are we gonna define 'ailment' here --wait, I thought the Terminator guy was Christian Bale.

[ tinies. ]

enoughtocarry February 25 2011, 05:22:42 UTC

Lyla.

[A beat.] Pretty sure it's always been Arnold. You know, the I'll be back dude?

satrinah February 25 2011, 05:25:55 UTC

Right, yeah. Governor of California! He makes the pot rules!

Never actually saw the movie. S'it any good?

enoughtocarry February 25 2011, 05:28:33 UTC

We're not in California.

Are you trying to distract me?

satrinah February 25 2011, 05:30:12 UTC

That would be manipulative and wrong.

enoughtocarry February 25 2011, 05:37:21 UTC

Where are you, young lady?

satrinah February 25 2011, 05:42:19 UTC

A goth club! [ The :D is audible. ] I got into one of the little quiet rooms because I'm cute so they let me go pretty much wherever I want. Kinda great.

Wait. Wait a minute.

Did you just call me "young lady". [ SHE'S KIND OF GIGGLING. ]

enoughtocarry February 25 2011, 05:51:47 UTC

[LMFAO, he totally 'young lady'd' her.]

Goth club, okay. Do you happen to remember the name or the address of it?

...[Throat clearing goes here.] Yeah, let's pretend that didn't happen.

satrinah February 25 2011, 05:54:08 UTC

[ Stiiill kind of loling. ]

I do, but--

Are you gonna come get me? 'Caaause I don't know if you want to do that! I'm wasted but I still know the rules. Very serious rules.

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