Poor Kitty!
Dear Stitch, =^.^=
I sincerely apologize for feeding you utter, utter crap at times and not being a more conscientious pet owner.
As the vet highly recommends, I've tried feeding you wet kitty food since adopting you in Moscow two years ago - remember? You refused to eat it because you understood how unsavory it was. Then I went on to give you the most expensive stuff available in Russia but even IT was still utter, utter crap - containing icky animal by-products like goat tails, gizzards, ground up pig ears, letsnotthinkwhatelse, etc.
I promise to be a better owner from now on, feeding you only animal by-product free foods with real MEAT listed as the top three ingredients (although this is virtually impossible and will certainly empty my pockets).
Love,
Your human personal assistant
I sincerely apologize for feeding you utter, utter crap at times and not being a more conscientious pet owner.
As the vet highly recommends, I've tried feeding you wet kitty food since adopting you in Moscow two years ago - remember? You refused to eat it because you understood how unsavory it was. Then I went on to give you the most expensive stuff available in Russia but even IT was still utter, utter crap - containing icky animal by-products like goat tails, gizzards, ground up pig ears, letsnotthinkwhatelse, etc.
I promise to be a better owner from now on, feeding you only animal by-product free foods with real MEAT listed as the top three ingredients (although this is virtually impossible and will certainly empty my pockets).
Love,
Your human personal assistant