i fell asleep and woke up to dual family cookouts, triple dates, and relationship mascots. hotdogs with his mother and my mother. on memorial day, a couples-only pool party with the same people who requested we change our
"anniversary" to the late ninth as opposed to the early tenth so all of ours might be consecutive.
god what have i done.
we have, however, secured the best aquatic relationship mascot early in the game:
the noble sea elephant.