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Now it`s going to look like I`m copying Lori when I do this, but I was actually copying Lisa and Lori beat me to it. Ask Lisa! I told her I was doing it and everything, and then my computer crashed because it sucks and I thought I lost it and I was sad. But then I opened up to write another post and a magic little window popped up saying "Would you like to restore from saved draft?"
How does the world see me?
That's What's Up
50 Cent
I been doin' my own thang
You can tell by the stones on my neck,
and my wrist, and my ears
I'm doin' my thang (haha)
I said I've been doin' my own thang
You can tell by my Benz, by my BM,
and my Hummer, damn
I'm doin' my thang
Will I have a happy life?
Que Onda Guera
Beck
Mondo broncos roll with crowbars
Chingling rancheros on cheap guitars
Abuelitas with plastic bags
Walking to the church with the Spanish candles
Daily borracho says 'que putas!'
Andale, Joto, your popsicle is melting
Run better run, da doo run run
Mara Salvatrucha in the midnight sun
Guero, where are you going?
Qué onda guero?
Guero, where are you going?
Qué onda güero?
Google informs me that "que onda guero" means "where are you going white boy" in the spanish spoken in LA. So I will be happy if I am true to my secret desire to be a Latina in LA.
What do my friends really think of me?
Maria, Maria
Santana
Maria, Maria
She reminds me of a west side story
Growing up in spanish harlem
She’s living the life just like a movie star
What's with the Latina theme here?! I don't think anyone could perceive me as Latina. But I remind you of a west side story!? Awww...
Do people secretly lust after me?
Serenade
Arab Strap
Don't get me wrong
I've always had plans for your lips and my lips
The first time I saw you
I saw all my future right between your hips
You're a woman who can teach me stuff
The kind of girl I want to bathe and dance with
But just ignore me now I understand
I only go for girls I've got no chance with
Aw, thanks guys! I saw my future between your hips too.
How can I make myself happy?
Dark Center of the Universe
Modest Mouse
Well I might disintegrate into the thin air if you like
And I'm not the dark center of the universe like you thought
Well it took a lot of work to be the ass that I am
And I'm pretty damn sure that anyone can
Easily, equally fuck ya over
So...I should be an asshole?
What should I do with my life?
the million you never made
Ani DiFranco
life is a sleazy stranger
and this is his favorite bar
no I don't prefer obscurity
but I'm an idealistic girl
and I wouldn't work for you
no matter what you paid
My idealism makes me unemployable?
Will I ever have children?
Fight Like a Brave
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Because it's time to start fresh
you want to stop dying
the life you could be livin'
I'm here to tell a story
but I'm also here to listen
no I'm not your preacher
and I'm not your physician
I'm just trying to reach you
I'm a rebel with a mission
fight like a brave
don't be a slave
no one can tell you
you've got to be afraid
Maybe the advice I will give to my children? Maybe I will adopt a Native American child?
What is some good advice for me?
Don't Let Me Down
Beatles
Don’t let me down, don’t let me down.
Don’t let me down, don’t let me down.
okay creepy meme gods, I won't let you down. Good advice.
How will I be remembered?
Shine On You Crazy Diamond
Pink Floyd
Remember when you were young,
you shone like the sun.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Now there’s a look in your eyes,
like black holes in the sky.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
You were caught on the crossfire
of childhood and stardom,
blown on the steel breeze.
Come on you target for faraway laughter,
come on you stranger, you legend,
You martyr, and shine!
Nice! On the other hand, this song is 17 minutes long, so does that mean I'm going to live a long life? Or do I just bore people?
What is my signature dancing song?
Happy as a Dead Pig in the Sunshine
Kaki King
Haha! It`s instrumental. But that IS what I look like when I'm dancing...
What do I think my current theme song is?
Thick as a Brick
Jethro Tull
And the sand-castle virtues are all swept away in
The tidal destruction
The moral melee.
The elastic retreat rings the close of play as the last wave uncovers
The newfangled way.
But your new shoes are worn at the heels and
Your suntan does rapidly peel and
Your wise men don’t know how it feels to be thick as a brick.
What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
The Goat Song
Adam Sandler
I am a simple goat
I live on the back of a pick-up truck
The old man tied me here with a 3-foot rope
Am I happy he don’t give a fuck
He’s filled with anger, and filled with rage
Huh. I...I, you know, yeah, whatever.
What song will play at my funeral?
The Good Life
Weezer
I don't wanna be an old man anymore
It's been a year or two since I was out on the floor
Shakin' booty, makin' sweet love all the night
It's time I got back to the Good Life
It's time i got back, it's time i got back
And I don't even know how I got off the track
I wanna go back…Yeah!
Screw this crap, I've had it! I ain't no Mr. Cool
I'm a pig, I'm a dog, so 'scuse me if I drool
I ain't gonna hurt nobody, ain't gonna 'cause a scene
I just need to admit that I want sugar in my tea
Hear me? Hear me? I want sugar in my tea!
What type of men/women do I like?
Send in the Clowns
Frank Sinatra
Don't you love a farce? my fault I fear
I thought that you'd want what I want - sorry my dear
But where are the clowns - send in the clowns
Don't bother they're here
Nice.
What is my day going to be like?
Nutty
Thelonius Monk
Sweet! But it was actually just a pretty calm and collected day, meme gods, sorry to burst your bubble.
How does the world see me?
That's What's Up
50 Cent
I been doin' my own thang
You can tell by the stones on my neck,
and my wrist, and my ears
I'm doin' my thang (haha)
I said I've been doin' my own thang
You can tell by my Benz, by my BM,
and my Hummer, damn
I'm doin' my thang
Will I have a happy life?
Que Onda Guera
Beck
Mondo broncos roll with crowbars
Chingling rancheros on cheap guitars
Abuelitas with plastic bags
Walking to the church with the Spanish candles
Daily borracho says 'que putas!'
Andale, Joto, your popsicle is melting
Run better run, da doo run run
Mara Salvatrucha in the midnight sun
Guero, where are you going?
Qué onda guero?
Guero, where are you going?
Qué onda güero?
Google informs me that "que onda guero" means "where are you going white boy" in the spanish spoken in LA. So I will be happy if I am true to my secret desire to be a Latina in LA.
What do my friends really think of me?
Maria, Maria
Santana
Maria, Maria
She reminds me of a west side story
Growing up in spanish harlem
She’s living the life just like a movie star
What's with the Latina theme here?! I don't think anyone could perceive me as Latina. But I remind you of a west side story!? Awww...
Do people secretly lust after me?
Serenade
Arab Strap
Don't get me wrong
I've always had plans for your lips and my lips
The first time I saw you
I saw all my future right between your hips
You're a woman who can teach me stuff
The kind of girl I want to bathe and dance with
But just ignore me now I understand
I only go for girls I've got no chance with
Aw, thanks guys! I saw my future between your hips too.
How can I make myself happy?
Dark Center of the Universe
Modest Mouse
Well I might disintegrate into the thin air if you like
And I'm not the dark center of the universe like you thought
Well it took a lot of work to be the ass that I am
And I'm pretty damn sure that anyone can
Easily, equally fuck ya over
So...I should be an asshole?
What should I do with my life?
the million you never made
Ani DiFranco
life is a sleazy stranger
and this is his favorite bar
no I don't prefer obscurity
but I'm an idealistic girl
and I wouldn't work for you
no matter what you paid
My idealism makes me unemployable?
Will I ever have children?
Fight Like a Brave
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Because it's time to start fresh
you want to stop dying
the life you could be livin'
I'm here to tell a story
but I'm also here to listen
no I'm not your preacher
and I'm not your physician
I'm just trying to reach you
I'm a rebel with a mission
fight like a brave
don't be a slave
no one can tell you
you've got to be afraid
Maybe the advice I will give to my children? Maybe I will adopt a Native American child?
What is some good advice for me?
Don't Let Me Down
Beatles
Don’t let me down, don’t let me down.
Don’t let me down, don’t let me down.
okay creepy meme gods, I won't let you down. Good advice.
How will I be remembered?
Shine On You Crazy Diamond
Pink Floyd
Remember when you were young,
you shone like the sun.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Now there’s a look in your eyes,
like black holes in the sky.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
You were caught on the crossfire
of childhood and stardom,
blown on the steel breeze.
Come on you target for faraway laughter,
come on you stranger, you legend,
You martyr, and shine!
Nice! On the other hand, this song is 17 minutes long, so does that mean I'm going to live a long life? Or do I just bore people?
What is my signature dancing song?
Happy as a Dead Pig in the Sunshine
Kaki King
Haha! It`s instrumental. But that IS what I look like when I'm dancing...
What do I think my current theme song is?
Thick as a Brick
Jethro Tull
And the sand-castle virtues are all swept away in
The tidal destruction
The moral melee.
The elastic retreat rings the close of play as the last wave uncovers
The newfangled way.
But your new shoes are worn at the heels and
Your suntan does rapidly peel and
Your wise men don’t know how it feels to be thick as a brick.
What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
The Goat Song
Adam Sandler
I am a simple goat
I live on the back of a pick-up truck
The old man tied me here with a 3-foot rope
Am I happy he don’t give a fuck
He’s filled with anger, and filled with rage
Huh. I...I, you know, yeah, whatever.
What song will play at my funeral?
The Good Life
Weezer
I don't wanna be an old man anymore
It's been a year or two since I was out on the floor
Shakin' booty, makin' sweet love all the night
It's time I got back to the Good Life
It's time i got back, it's time i got back
And I don't even know how I got off the track
I wanna go back…Yeah!
Screw this crap, I've had it! I ain't no Mr. Cool
I'm a pig, I'm a dog, so 'scuse me if I drool
I ain't gonna hurt nobody, ain't gonna 'cause a scene
I just need to admit that I want sugar in my tea
Hear me? Hear me? I want sugar in my tea!
What type of men/women do I like?
Send in the Clowns
Frank Sinatra
Don't you love a farce? my fault I fear
I thought that you'd want what I want - sorry my dear
But where are the clowns - send in the clowns
Don't bother they're here
Nice.
What is my day going to be like?
Nutty
Thelonius Monk
Sweet! But it was actually just a pretty calm and collected day, meme gods, sorry to burst your bubble.