Things I Hate

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Feeling Pukey
Being Whiney
Wet Socks
Pissiness
Wet Weather That's Also Cold
Not Understanding Stuff
No Music Playing
Bad Explanations
Excuses
Self Doubt
Self Pity
Too Many Choices
Too Few Choices
Society
Shitty Zippers On (Otherwise) Good Clothing
Losing Touch
Apathy
Bipolar Emotions
Green Olives Without Pimento
Overpaying For Bad Service
Rotten Grammar
Paperwork
The Postal System
McDonalds
Starbucks
The Grocer On The Corner Of My Block
Waiting
Not Sleeping
Bad Fart Smells
My Apartment
My Shoelaces
My Shoes
Crying
Unnecessary Feelings Of Disconnection
Not Having A Date
Uncomfortable Pull-Out Couches
Stupid Jokes (That Aren't Funny)
Guessing
Not Knowing What To Guess
Non-Farmers Wearing Overalls
Doors That Open On Their Own
The Wrinkle On My Forehead
Losing Things
Forgetting Things
Overcooked Pasta
Not Taking Good Advice / Taking Bad Advice
Almost Being Something But Not Quite
Crooked Teeth
Shaving
Facebook
Chocolate That Tastes Not Enough Like Chocolate
Zits
Copyright Laws
Not Owning Make-Up
Not Owning A Robot To Do Mundane Tasks