Toilet Monster, "Toothy" varietyzaibachs_bestDecember 23 2008, 03:54:14 UTC
FIRST!UP:: Player: Dilly and Catie LJ Account: zaibachs_best, darkjewel79 Characters: Dilandau/Celena for Dilly, Hiei and Temari for Catie
PICK!YOUR!POISON:: Type of Monster: Toilet monster! Location: In the toilet, though with proper incentive they can move to other watery locations (swarming the pool for breeding season, perhaps?) Abilities: These monsters an eat anything, including, but not limited to:
Human waste Humans Refectory food, both normal and twitching varieties Clothing Metal Household cleaners That thing you found down the side of your bed and you're not sure what it is.
Attacks:
This beast normally lurks in the U-bend, asleep. When it feels vibrations in the water of the toilet bowl indicating someone is near, it will rise, snatching out with it's tentacles, trying to draw whatever it grabs into it's rows and rows of sharp teeth.
As well as this, due to it's diet, the toilet monster has a pretty deadly saliva. One lick and you'll be suffering all sorts of nasty diseases.
Kill it and you'll be left with a horrific stench, a corpse even another toilet monster would be hesitant to chew and an empty bowl, perfect territory for a new toilet monster looking for a home.
Questions/Comments:
When wild, these creatures are vicious, but they are trainable. If you bribe it with 'food' and chastise it with a toilet brush you will soon have an adoring, excitable pet, which will wave it's tentacles at you happily from it's home. They are clever enough to learn simple commands, such as when to hide in the U-bend and when to appear. They are easily excitable an will sometimes forget not to bite at things, but a whack will set them right.
Player: Dilly and Catie
LJ Account: zaibachs_best, darkjewel79
Characters: Dilandau/Celena for Dilly, Hiei and Temari for Catie
PICK!YOUR!POISON::
Type of Monster: Toilet monster!
Location: In the toilet, though with proper incentive they can move to other watery locations (swarming the pool for breeding season, perhaps?)
Abilities:
These monsters an eat anything, including, but not limited to:
Human waste
Humans
Refectory food, both normal and twitching varieties
Clothing
Metal
Household cleaners
That thing you found down the side of your bed and you're not sure what it is.
Attacks:
This beast normally lurks in the U-bend, asleep. When it feels vibrations in the water of the toilet bowl indicating someone is near, it will rise, snatching out with it's tentacles, trying to draw whatever it grabs into it's rows and rows of sharp teeth.
As well as this, due to it's diet, the toilet monster has a pretty deadly saliva. One lick and you'll be suffering all sorts of nasty diseases.
Kill it and you'll be left with a horrific stench, a corpse even another toilet monster would be hesitant to chew and an empty bowl, perfect territory for a new toilet monster looking for a home.
Questions/Comments:
When wild, these creatures are vicious, but they are trainable. If you bribe it with 'food' and chastise it with a toilet brush you will soon have an adoring, excitable pet, which will wave it's tentacles at you happily from it's home. They are clever enough to learn simple commands, such as when to hide in the U-bend and when to appear. They are easily excitable an will sometimes forget not to bite at things, but a whack will set them right.
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UNLESS THEY EAT HER RIBBONS. The Haruhi Headband is a sacred item in Haruhiism.
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Only if she leans too close.
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