MY LEGEND IS FROM THE 12TH CENTURY
I BEGIN THE DAY WITH A CUP OF COFFEE.
MY AFTERNOON BEGINS WITH AFTERNOON TEA
AND AT NIGHT, FOOLS!, NATURALLY, I WEAR PAJAMAS AT NIGHT!
FOOLS!
DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MY HAT?
I'M ASKING IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MY HAT!
FOOLS!
IT LOOKS LIKE I'LL HAVE TO TEACH YOU!
THE LONGER THE COOK'S HAT, THE MORE IMPORTANT THAT COOK IS!
FOOLS! WHOEVER SAID I WAS A COOK?
THIS IS WHY I CAN'T STAND COUNTRY BUMPKINS!
I DON'T DO AUTOGRAPHS.
FOOLS! HEAR ME SING
MY AFTERNOON BEGINS WITH AFTERNOON TEA
AND AT NIGHT, FOOLS!, NATURALLY, I WEAR PAJAMAS AT NIGHT!
FOOLS!
DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MY HAT?
I'M ASKING IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MY HAT!
FOOLS!
IT LOOKS LIKE I'LL HAVE TO TEACH YOU!
THE LONGER THE COOK'S HAT, THE MORE IMPORTANT THAT COOK IS!
FOOLS! WHOEVER SAID I WAS A COOK?
THIS IS WHY I CAN'T STAND COUNTRY BUMPKINS!
I DON'T DO AUTOGRAPHS.
FOOLS! HEAR ME SING
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