the POP THE MEME CHERRY FRIENDING w-wait, hoshi--
created by enlaire and catalysis, with coding by the latter. she's the sexiest seal in town bb.
oh livejournal. you have lost your appeal. well, most of it. once upon a long time in a very faraway place called Burger King, people flocked to your servers and killed and or raped it with their long and trivial, yet enjoyable, messages of love and impending doom. we fangirl. we rave. we rant. but because of the darkness that is school and shit, we have forgotten your warmth, your light, your pr0n. we have abandoned the site that made us who we are: nonsensical spammers.
this makes me cry out silly metaphors that involve rivers, seas and other large bodies of water. in an effort to revive at least 25% of the ded populous of el jay, here we are, the sexayiest spammers of them alltwo humble servants of spam, to gather all you lonely and stressed out spammers out there. let us befriend one another! let us feast on the savory smoked goodness of spam. let us rally our spamming strength as one and band together TO KEEL AND RAEP THE COMMENT PAGES AS WE DID MANY THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO. HUZZAH SPAMMERS. MAY THE FUCK YEAH SEAL KING BE WITH YOUR SEXY BAD SELVES.
NO WANK/DRAMA PLZ KTHNXBAI 8D
I'M → INSERT NAME
BRINGING → INSERT SEX
SEXY → INSERT FANDOMS
BACK → INSERT OTHER INTERESTS
YEAH → INSERT SEXIEST THING EVER
SPREAD the SEXAY
the POP THE MEME CHERRY FRIENDING w-wait, hoshi--