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So basically
I had THE best start to winter vacation EVERRRR!
and I don't even know where to begin describing it.
Went home with Taylor from school on Friday
Watched Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
yelled out commentary in the fight/sex scene.
"Kick him in the prostate! KICK HIM IN THE PROSTATE!!!!!"
Taylor's friend Alana came over to get her present.
ended up staying the night too.
and now I have a new uber-cool friend
thanks to my other uber-cool friend/Loverr!
We all decided to watch Tomb Raider 2.
Alana and i discussed how we wished that we had a penis/be a man for a day.
and how all three of us would totally turn lesbian for Anjelina Jolie.
I mentioned that I would whip it out for Anjelina.
and then we said that the one day we would wish to be a man
is going to be the same day that we would whip it out for Anjelina.
and then somebody mentioned kicking in the prostate agian.
and Alana said I want to have a really big one for her.
and I was like "You want a really large prostate?"
then we laughed ourselves into silent laughing.
then we started talking about laughing.
We left the living room to go take pictures
which is a whole other story in it's self.
When we came back into the living room
we remembered that we forgot about the movie.
so we started it over and then fast forwarded it.
while fast forwarding it we did our own interpritation of the movie.
it was amazing, and nobody else will ever understand that.
finished that movie.
we went into Taylor's room to listen to Tenacoius D
then we wanted to get on the computer to show Taylor
the Burger King Christmas Carol
("would you like an apple pie with that / Ding fries are done" you know what i'm talking about)
couldn't get on because her dad was on it.
don't remember what we did.
watched the South Park movie.
fell asleep.
woke up early cause it was uncomfortable.
watched Mr. and Mrs. Smith again.
had breakfast.
got on the computer
watched a bunch of flash animations
made Anjelina Jolie as a Sim.
Alana went home.
and there is sooo much more to this but i have to go so I'll finish it later.