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so thats it. my first year of college is in the bag. it's been a real great year. i've made a lot of friends. lost a couple of friends that i've made because they're cunts, but what of it. anyway, ashlyn came up this weekend and we had a pretty good time for the most part. super saturday was insane. me and edgar (the 6^4 310 lb roomy.) were up by 8 o'clock and had our first beer in us by 8:30. it was intense. i've never been drunk by 10:00 before. the rest of the day consisted of a lot of rain, hamburgers, hot dogs, and pleanty of alcohol. that night, i passed out around 7 and woke up around 10 p.m. woke up to a mysterious fire extinguisher lying in the hallway and figured it would be a good idea to spray it everywhere. that turned out to be a rather bad idea. by midnight, i was in the robert morris police station trying to talk my way out of a disorderly conduct and a $500 fine. i succeeded. afterwards, a bunch of us stayed up late into the night drinking and speaking of things that wouldn't soberly be spoken of. let me say that pat nagle is one of the greatest men i have ever met in my entire life, and every human should appreciate him. we stayed up til 7 on sunday morning, then passed out for the majority of the day. on monday, i cuddled with ashaby til about 2 p.m., then woke up and studied for a final. later that afternoon, i received some news that i could've done without. it's amazing how much shit doesn't matter when you truly take a look at what life is really like. houck, you're in my prayers buddy. hang in there. anyway, i'll be leaving robert morris in approximately 9 hours. half of me is overly excited and half of me wants to stay. i'm really gonna miss this place. let the summer begin.