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my dad:that's the stupidest movie ever made
me: what movie?
my dad:glitter, glitter is the stupidest movie ever made
heh sometimes my dad makes me laugh and sometimes he makes me think he is satan but i love him none the less. today we went to a mexican restaraunt for lunch and my dad was tryin to speak spanish which he knows very little of. it was pretty funny he sounded like a chinese man tryin to modify chinese to sound like spanish. most of it sounded like this kljhbfjjdbkljdbkjbnnldcnjdnfklfneljn and when ever the waitress would bring something he would wait until she was far enough away so that she couldn't hear him then he would say de nada and i was like you know that doesn't mean thank you don't you? then he goes oh it doesn't? and i was like nope then he goes de nada. he likes to wear this kids who care hat all the time. one day he was like i wanna change it to kids who g.a.s. then i had a perplexed look on my face and he asked me if i got it and i said no and he was like duh kids who give a shit. psht i gotsa go finish my homework.
me: what movie?
my dad:glitter, glitter is the stupidest movie ever made
heh sometimes my dad makes me laugh and sometimes he makes me think he is satan but i love him none the less. today we went to a mexican restaraunt for lunch and my dad was tryin to speak spanish which he knows very little of. it was pretty funny he sounded like a chinese man tryin to modify chinese to sound like spanish. most of it sounded like this kljhbfjjdbkljdbkjbnnldcnjdnfklfneljn and when ever the waitress would bring something he would wait until she was far enough away so that she couldn't hear him then he would say de nada and i was like you know that doesn't mean thank you don't you? then he goes oh it doesn't? and i was like nope then he goes de nada. he likes to wear this kids who care hat all the time. one day he was like i wanna change it to kids who g.a.s. then i had a perplexed look on my face and he asked me if i got it and i said no and he was like duh kids who give a shit. psht i gotsa go finish my homework.