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today we had finals they were hard...today i got moved into algebra concepts ....boooo
audi wrote me this poem with funny stuff (sum made up so dont think i am a wierdo)
Catherine with a C
Catherine’s a rather different individual
She may seem rather strange
But there’s not 1 thing about her
that I would want to change
Catherine’s my best friend
And she will be till we’re eight-y
No matter how many times we play the hammock game
And we fall and she pees on me
She can also be quite weak at times
She’s scared of a horsefly
Her dog jumped her the other day
And gave her a massive black eye
She gave a speech one day
About her dog black eye
The children laughed and made her embarrassed
In front of a real cute guy
“I HATE YOU GUYS! YOU RUNIED MY LIFE!!”
Catherine yelled at the crowd
She ran out of the room, Glass even shattered
Catherine yelled it out so loud
One time we even went snowboarding
And her hair turned really frilly
She ordered fries, and all the hott guys turned
And said, “Look at the girl with the chili!”
As they said that, Catherine hadn’t noticed
Continuing slurping and drinking from her cup
Making a fool of herself
I was sitting there cracking up
The beach was always a great time
Getting a strawberry daiquiri
But the greatest was with Jonathan
We nearly died when I crashed that Jet Ski
One lovely night on the beach
Catherine and I were walking
We met some guys in the dark
And we all began talking
Once we got into the light
We noticed the horrid truth.
These guys were fucking ugly!
Sicker than louise booth!
I ran quick to get away
Through poisonous weeds and trees
To get away from those fugly guys
They were a bunch of milkweeds
Another time we were walking with Jonathan
Onto boardwalk into the night
Catherine pushed Jonathan into a thorn bush
And he laid there in freight
“Caaatherine!! Help me!”
Jonathan would scream
I was standing there laughing
Like an uncontrollable machine
Walking on the beach
Feeling kind of crappy
2 guys called us hoochies
Not knowing what it meant, it made me SUPER HAPPY!!
A few seasons later, we went to Boyne
Met 2 guys named teddy and chase
Catherine and I began to get scared
So we hid all over that fucking place
Into the trees, onto different hills
We went and tried to hide
Later we ended up telling the guys
That we were just going to head on inside
Another day, it was quite pleasant
But Catherine had something to do
We had to walk back to the house
Just so she could take a poo
We walked across 3ft deep snow
This was about a mile
It got to be pretty damn tiring
It took us a real long while
The worst was this
The summer of ‘04
We ate, and ate, and ate some more
Pretty soon, looked at ourselves
In disbelief we yelled “YUCKS!!”
We realized that we were huge
Yes, we had turned into 2 fat fucks!
The summer was over,
Then times were bad
I’m not including this in the poem
Because it makes me real sad
We were re-united at thanksgiving break
And for 8 weeks I wasn’t in school
Sleeping in everyday
Never felt so fuckin cool!!
Catherine had to stay in Seaholm
I was out still, which got hard
We couldn’t hang out a lot
No school made me feel like a retard
Catherine is my hero
She is not a hoe
WHO DO I LOVE?
Say it with me, CATHERINE O!!
Written By: Audi
i wrote a poem for audi but i accidentally deleted it and lost it...
thats me and audi i tought the poem wouldnt be good in this journal with out a pic of us but now i feel bad i need a pic of the tripod(natalie audi and i)
audi wrote me this poem with funny stuff (sum made up so dont think i am a wierdo)
Catherine with a C
Catherine’s a rather different individual
She may seem rather strange
But there’s not 1 thing about her
that I would want to change
Catherine’s my best friend
And she will be till we’re eight-y
No matter how many times we play the hammock game
And we fall and she pees on me
She can also be quite weak at times
She’s scared of a horsefly
Her dog jumped her the other day
And gave her a massive black eye
She gave a speech one day
About her dog black eye
The children laughed and made her embarrassed
In front of a real cute guy
“I HATE YOU GUYS! YOU RUNIED MY LIFE!!”
Catherine yelled at the crowd
She ran out of the room, Glass even shattered
Catherine yelled it out so loud
One time we even went snowboarding
And her hair turned really frilly
She ordered fries, and all the hott guys turned
And said, “Look at the girl with the chili!”
As they said that, Catherine hadn’t noticed
Continuing slurping and drinking from her cup
Making a fool of herself
I was sitting there cracking up
The beach was always a great time
Getting a strawberry daiquiri
But the greatest was with Jonathan
We nearly died when I crashed that Jet Ski
One lovely night on the beach
Catherine and I were walking
We met some guys in the dark
And we all began talking
Once we got into the light
We noticed the horrid truth.
These guys were fucking ugly!
Sicker than louise booth!
I ran quick to get away
Through poisonous weeds and trees
To get away from those fugly guys
They were a bunch of milkweeds
Another time we were walking with Jonathan
Onto boardwalk into the night
Catherine pushed Jonathan into a thorn bush
And he laid there in freight
“Caaatherine!! Help me!”
Jonathan would scream
I was standing there laughing
Like an uncontrollable machine
Walking on the beach
Feeling kind of crappy
2 guys called us hoochies
Not knowing what it meant, it made me SUPER HAPPY!!
A few seasons later, we went to Boyne
Met 2 guys named teddy and chase
Catherine and I began to get scared
So we hid all over that fucking place
Into the trees, onto different hills
We went and tried to hide
Later we ended up telling the guys
That we were just going to head on inside
Another day, it was quite pleasant
But Catherine had something to do
We had to walk back to the house
Just so she could take a poo
We walked across 3ft deep snow
This was about a mile
It got to be pretty damn tiring
It took us a real long while
The worst was this
The summer of ‘04
We ate, and ate, and ate some more
Pretty soon, looked at ourselves
In disbelief we yelled “YUCKS!!”
We realized that we were huge
Yes, we had turned into 2 fat fucks!
The summer was over,
Then times were bad
I’m not including this in the poem
Because it makes me real sad
We were re-united at thanksgiving break
And for 8 weeks I wasn’t in school
Sleeping in everyday
Never felt so fuckin cool!!
Catherine had to stay in Seaholm
I was out still, which got hard
We couldn’t hang out a lot
No school made me feel like a retard
Catherine is my hero
She is not a hoe
WHO DO I LOVE?
Say it with me, CATHERINE O!!
Written By: Audi
i wrote a poem for audi but i accidentally deleted it and lost it...
thats me and audi i tought the poem wouldnt be good in this journal with out a pic of us but now i feel bad i need a pic of the tripod(natalie audi and i)