For sexy_jill
One dark and stormy night, in the middle of winter, some friends and I were on our way to the bus stop to pick up another friend who wasn't familiar with the bus near my house. We wrapped ourselves up good and warm and headed to the bus stop. The bus stop was across the street from my house. And by street, I mean a street with 3 lanes in either direction with a median in the middle, like this. 
(Actual intersection.)
It was snowing and slippery. My friends ran ahead to make sure that we didn't miss our friend on the bus, but as I had (still have) poopie knees, I shuffled along behind them. When I got to the corner, I looked and saw a car coming but it was still kinda far away and he had a stop sign. So I started to cross and slipped a little, managed to not fall on my ass but ended up just off the curb. The car coming was of course closer now, and was stopping at the stop sign. But alas, it was slippery for him too. He started sliding towards me. And I couldn't really move because of the slippery patch I was still standing on. Though he managed to slow down quite a bit, he slid into me and I was lucky. I pushed off the car and slid to safety. He got out of the car and was so worried. But it was all good. Sent him on his way and by that time, the friends were crossing back from the bus stop, where the bus driver and all the other passengers were watching to see if I was ok.
We turned around and walked back to my house. Imagine six girls, walking side by side down a small street. We did this in order to avoid the giant snowbanks and stay where the road was a little clearer. As we were walking down the street laughing about what had just happened, we saw the headlights of a car coming up behind us. So we split up so the car could pass between us. 5 of them to one side, me to the other. Of course, the car didn't go between us, but right up my ass. I ended up sitting on the hood of his car. Again, I was lucky.. he wasn't going fast at all. However, the smartass opens the door and says to me "Get the fuck off my car!" Whereupon I reply "Get the fuck out of my ass!" The girls just stood there staring the guy down and then told him to go fuck himself. They then told me that I should never leave the house again in case there is a car somewhere that actually has me set in its sights.
(Actual intersection.)
It was snowing and slippery. My friends ran ahead to make sure that we didn't miss our friend on the bus, but as I had (still have) poopie knees, I shuffled along behind them. When I got to the corner, I looked and saw a car coming but it was still kinda far away and he had a stop sign. So I started to cross and slipped a little, managed to not fall on my ass but ended up just off the curb. The car coming was of course closer now, and was stopping at the stop sign. But alas, it was slippery for him too. He started sliding towards me. And I couldn't really move because of the slippery patch I was still standing on. Though he managed to slow down quite a bit, he slid into me and I was lucky. I pushed off the car and slid to safety. He got out of the car and was so worried. But it was all good. Sent him on his way and by that time, the friends were crossing back from the bus stop, where the bus driver and all the other passengers were watching to see if I was ok.
We turned around and walked back to my house. Imagine six girls, walking side by side down a small street. We did this in order to avoid the giant snowbanks and stay where the road was a little clearer. As we were walking down the street laughing about what had just happened, we saw the headlights of a car coming up behind us. So we split up so the car could pass between us. 5 of them to one side, me to the other. Of course, the car didn't go between us, but right up my ass. I ended up sitting on the hood of his car. Again, I was lucky.. he wasn't going fast at all. However, the smartass opens the door and says to me "Get the fuck off my car!" Whereupon I reply "Get the fuck out of my ass!" The girls just stood there staring the guy down and then told him to go fuck himself. They then told me that I should never leave the house again in case there is a car somewhere that actually has me set in its sights.