Feb 06, 2006 16:24
*sends email*
"Here's the report (attachment is there), please check and see if there is anything I missed. I'll add it to the report and then send it out. I'm still working on the paragraph about the container, but I'll show that to you before I send the report."
*he receives email, with attached report*
*calls me*
"Don't forget to put in the part with the container."
"yeah Mo, I said I was adding that in the email"
"But you have to add it to the report!"
"I...*decides it isn't worth it to explain* I will"
*he hangs up*
*he calls back*
"You know where it says, 'report prepared by:', you have to put that as Maurice. It has to be done by the Branch Manager"
*tries not to scream*
*plots his death*
*imagines dancing on his grave*
*does not say anything, but grunts*
*he hangs up*
*plans to send the report as is while copying him with a copy with his name on it though no one will notice that part of the report*
Seriously, does he not realize that when he opens his mouth, I get urges to kill him? That he puts his life on the line every day just by breathing in my vicinity?
surrounded by idiots