I GOT BEATS ON MY HEAD, BUT DONT CALL ME A BEAT HEAD
yea HOES
in a nutshell....
i love megan willard, lindsey, and AUDREY, and katie schmidt.
you wanna know WHY??
BECAUSE....the other night we were supposed to go camping in a field, but some whigger kids wouldnt let us borrow their tent. but it was for the better, we ate at el palenque, said it was our bday but when the guys came out we sang happy birthday to THEM INSTEAD, thennnn we went to downtown winston swam in the fountains in undies, met parkland kids that were freaking COOL at the same fountain, went to dennys/mcdonalds/tacobell, went skinny dipping at sunset hills, THEN egged some areas, THEN THEN THEN we went to walmart and hungout in the parking lot until morning time. we watched the sun come up, and made friends with the workers of walmart, we ALSO talked forever. ate a lot of cookies, and chocolate, and chocolate milk. THEN at 7 30 (in the AM mind you) we went to harmon park and did some swinging. it was beautiful and clear and gorgeous and cool. then we went to jessicas at 8 30, slept and ate breakfast THEN WENT OUR SEPERATE WAYS. it was glorious..i enjoy all those girls soooooo soo so much. and im glad we did that because it was amazing. and hilarious and all the other positive adjectives you can possibly think of.....<33
and HEY
I rock peas on my head but don't call me a pea head.
Bees on my head but don't call me a bee head.
Bruce Lee's on my head but don't call me a Lee head.
Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed.
You wear name brands and I make my own clothing.
I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing.
"I hate myself."
Pancake on my face makes me extra happy.
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy.
Cause it's my show you can't tell me what to do.
When life hands me lemons I make beef stew.
So yo I gotta go, it's time for me to rock it.
I put baloney in my left pocket.
Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket .
Cause it's my show I'm Andy Milonakis.
It's my show I'm Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis.
It's my show I'm Andy Milonakis.
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