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I have no idea what I’m going to write about this month.
Editor’s Corner
I am here today to tell you about Ninjas. This dire threat has been running all over Europe drinking beer, playing football, and scaring farmers’ sheep. Soon, these creatures will be in your TV. I would advise everyone to pick up the new Ninjanator X600 from their nearest Ninja exterminator. In times like these, our lives are in our own hands. I really should get my own laptop so that people can’t interrupt me and make me forget what I was thinking. Anyways, Ninjas. She’s talking about cereal! I do not need to hear about cereal! I do not want to hear about cereal! I do not care! That is one useless piece of information! Can’t you see I’m busy! Stuff doesn’t matter. It really does not matter. I just want to say that because that’s the living truth. I wish I could be writing about polka dotted/speckled mushrooms and gnomes and wind right now. Hoot. Protect the ones you care about! Get your Ninjanator today!
Now that I read it, I look schizophrenic
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Editor’s Corner
I am here today to tell you about Ninjas. This dire threat has been running all over Europe drinking beer, playing football, and scaring farmers’ sheep. Soon, these creatures will be in your TV. I would advise everyone to pick up the new Ninjanator X600 from their nearest Ninja exterminator. In times like these, our lives are in our own hands. I really should get my own laptop so that people can’t interrupt me and make me forget what I was thinking. Anyways, Ninjas. She’s talking about cereal! I do not need to hear about cereal! I do not want to hear about cereal! I do not care! That is one useless piece of information! Can’t you see I’m busy! Stuff doesn’t matter. It really does not matter. I just want to say that because that’s the living truth. I wish I could be writing about polka dotted/speckled mushrooms and gnomes and wind right now. Hoot. Protect the ones you care about! Get your Ninjanator today!
Now that I read it, I look schizophrenic
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