[IC: FS1, Lake]

[enigmidnatic]

[It's the lake! Nothing terribly special about the lake, right? Only... a few things might seem new or out of place. On the WESTERN BANK, a small shack seems to have sprung up overnight. On the EASTERN BANK, there's an impressively large flower field. Was that there before? It looks like there's someone in that field, but you can't quite make them

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[thegooddouche]

[hmm. . .Let's try the western bank. what would a good for nothing husband be doing in a field of flowers?]

[enigmidnatic]

[Western bank it is! You can see what looks like a fishing hut, and beyond that, a cave of some kind.

Oh yeah, there appears to be a massive bridge stacked against the fishing hut. What do you know.]

[thegooddouche]

--I don't believe it, someone really did move the entire thing.

[goes over to INSPECT]

[enigmidnatic]

[Deimos know all.

It's just kind of propped there, completely undamaged. Nothing wrong here, expect the part about how it's just not where it's supposed to be.]

[thegooddouche]

[yeeeah that stands out the most]

. . .Midna, are you around?

[enigmidnatic]

[J'APPEAR]

Oh? So you really managed to find it? How shocking!

[thegooddouche]

Of course I found it! But there isn't much we can do with it here.

[enigmidnatic]

Oh, well, forgive my skepticism.
I mean, it's not as if you were some poor, blundering fool who fell to a flock of measly Cuccos, right~?

[thegooddouche]

..................

[casually LOOKS AWAY and rubs at his neck. CASUALLY]

[enigmidnatic]

[Sucks to be you. My memory is long.

OKAY studying this bridge.]

Ugh, what pests.
I mean, would it be so hard to do something a little more original for a change?

[thegooddouche]

[baaaw]

You mentioned this had happened before. If there's something someone doesn't want us to get to, it makes sense to remove the only path to it.

[enigmidnatic]

Well, that's the idea, isn't it?
You'd think they'd try something a little more effective.

[enigmidnatic]

[OH WELL. Hairhand zapping that bridge...]

[enigmidnatic]

[...and teleporting it back where it belongs!]

[thegooddouche]

[......................what]

[enigmidnatic]

[...What? It's normal.]