The Rants & Raves of a Mad Woman

May 18, 2006 00:35

i dont know what to say so ill say whatever comes to mind...

~the sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

~i dont suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it.

~SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE ONLY BECAUSE ITS ILLEGAL TO KILL THEM.

~i used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

~why dont u shet the hell up?

~get hip or get out.

~get right or get left.

~dont be so dial-up.

~dammit, if he cant hear u by now, he never will -incoherent mumbling- (fucking verizon).

~youz sho is ugly.

~i hate u stupid people, READ A DAMN BOOK!

~hey, if its small its small.

~fuck you, and ur little dog too.

~cuz u cant win child.

~and of course dont start no shit and u wont end up in a ditch.

~~dont take life too seriously, you wont get out alive~~

thats right now shamrock shake bitch!!
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