There are easier ways to make me late for work

[enigmacub]

I hate when fate fucks with me. I was in a car accident this morning. I was Coit and Frankfurt, next to the Wal-Mart when I had to stop so I was not sitting in cross traffic even though our light was green. Well the lady behind me didn't pay attention and ran into the back of me. My car jerked forward and I flopped around like I had a seizure

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[joshualore]

So.. after thinking about it, I am realizing that you must have had a red shell, a star, or even a green shell.

MK saved your life! And your car!

[enigmacub]

Addict!

[joshualore]

Oh I see, I am happy you're alive and thanking MK for keeping you safe and you mock me.

Typical.

[enigmacub]

Sweetie, it's a game. It's imaginary, a legend, a myth, like that Funion pheonixfulder says I ate. It does not exist in the real world.

[joshualore]

IT WAS THE PERFECT FUNYUN.

[enigmacub]

Yes it was sweetie and Santa Claus is real too.