Milkshake: the movie
pocho tonto: once upon a time there was a baby daddy
pocho tonto: his name was karl
strawberry7714: ooOooo with a K
pocho tonto: karl liked milkshakes
pocho tonto: loved them so much in fact he'd go to outrageous extents to get his hands on the sweet sweet goodness that are milkshakes
strawberry7714: naturally
pocho tonto: one day he met a girl that made milkshakes so good it brought all the boys to the yard
strawberry7714: lol
pocho tonto: there was a problem though
strawberry7714: oh no
pocho tonto: too many boys were after the sweet milkshakey goodness
strawberry7714: so true
pocho tonto: so karl snuck into the girls milkshake factory and put laxatives in the milkshake mix
pocho tonto: the next day
pocho tonto: all the boys came to the yard
pocho tonto: and left post haste
strawberry7714: damn bitch had a factory
pocho tonto: oh yes it was really quite a magnificent factory
strawberry7714: looks like she could be the town provida no?
strawberry7714: is karl selfish?
pocho tonto: indeed she could stacey. indeed she could.
strawberry7714: lol
pocho tonto: karl was just a misguided soul
strawberry7714: unfortunate
pocho tonto: with a strong desire for milkshakes
strawberry7714: clearly
pocho tonto: indeed
pocho tonto: so karl mosied to the girl
strawberry7714: lol
pocho tonto: had her make him a brand new milkshake
pocho tonto: and she did
pocho tonto: and it was the best milkshake he'd ever had
strawberry7714: did she have to charge?
pocho tonto: she did of course
strawberry7714: oh good
pocho tonto: she was an entrepreneur
strawberry7714: keeping the oldest profession alive is important
pocho tonto: once he finished his milkshake he put down the cup
pocho tonto: sighed
strawberry7714: ajdalaksdajkl
pocho tonto: then slapped the bitch and said 'bitch why you make milkshakes so good?!'
pocho tonto: karl married that bitch
strawberry7714: sakldfjaskldfjgalksjgaklfgjahhahahah
pocho tonto: and everytime she makes him a milkshake
pocho tonto: he slaps the bitch
pocho tonto: the end.
strawberry7714: fuck that was damn good
strawberry7714: i've asked a lot of people to tell me a story before, that was the best
strawberry7714: kudos
pocho tonto: inspired by a true story. coming to theaters everywhere next fall.
strawberry7714: omg
strawberry7714: who will play karl?
strawberry7714: debo?
pocho tonto: starring none other than samuel jackson
strawberry7714: GLO
pocho tonto: debo can be one of the boys in the yard
strawberry7714: YES!
pocho tonto: WATCHU GOT ON MAH MILKSHAKE
pocho tonto: I really want a slurpee
strawberry7714: should sucka be added to the end or should that be the sequel?
strawberry7714: mmmmm blueberry and coke slurpee
pocho tonto: the sequel huh
pocho tonto: Milkshake: The yard
strawberry7714: yeah, yanno when the town runs outta milk
strawberry7714: hahahahaha oh i like that
pocho tonto: oh I do too
strawberry7714: lol
pocho tonto: I'm so clever it hurts
pocho tonto: jesus
strawberry7714: who's gunna play the bitch?
pocho tonto: vanessa bryant
pocho tonto: with pam grier as her mother
strawberry7714: i think is should be tammy, that way we take care of the whole one of the hoolies needs to make it
pocho tonto: hmm this is true
strawberry7714: with her giggle every time she gets bitch slapped
pocho tonto: hadshf;asdf
pocho tonto: teehee
strawberry7714: oscar here we come
pocho tonto: fuck ben affleck and MATTDAAAMOOON
strawberry7714: hahahsdfkasdfjalskdfj
pocho tonto: gotta save this convo so I can start on the screenplay
pocho tonto: his name was karl
strawberry7714: ooOooo with a K
pocho tonto: karl liked milkshakes
pocho tonto: loved them so much in fact he'd go to outrageous extents to get his hands on the sweet sweet goodness that are milkshakes
strawberry7714: naturally
pocho tonto: one day he met a girl that made milkshakes so good it brought all the boys to the yard
strawberry7714: lol
pocho tonto: there was a problem though
strawberry7714: oh no
pocho tonto: too many boys were after the sweet milkshakey goodness
strawberry7714: so true
pocho tonto: so karl snuck into the girls milkshake factory and put laxatives in the milkshake mix
pocho tonto: the next day
pocho tonto: all the boys came to the yard
pocho tonto: and left post haste
strawberry7714: damn bitch had a factory
pocho tonto: oh yes it was really quite a magnificent factory
strawberry7714: looks like she could be the town provida no?
strawberry7714: is karl selfish?
pocho tonto: indeed she could stacey. indeed she could.
strawberry7714: lol
pocho tonto: karl was just a misguided soul
strawberry7714: unfortunate
pocho tonto: with a strong desire for milkshakes
strawberry7714: clearly
pocho tonto: indeed
pocho tonto: so karl mosied to the girl
strawberry7714: lol
pocho tonto: had her make him a brand new milkshake
pocho tonto: and she did
pocho tonto: and it was the best milkshake he'd ever had
strawberry7714: did she have to charge?
pocho tonto: she did of course
strawberry7714: oh good
pocho tonto: she was an entrepreneur
strawberry7714: keeping the oldest profession alive is important
pocho tonto: once he finished his milkshake he put down the cup
pocho tonto: sighed
strawberry7714: ajdalaksdajkl
pocho tonto: then slapped the bitch and said 'bitch why you make milkshakes so good?!'
pocho tonto: karl married that bitch
strawberry7714: sakldfjaskldfjgalksjgaklfgjahhahahah
pocho tonto: and everytime she makes him a milkshake
pocho tonto: he slaps the bitch
pocho tonto: the end.
strawberry7714: fuck that was damn good
strawberry7714: i've asked a lot of people to tell me a story before, that was the best
strawberry7714: kudos
pocho tonto: inspired by a true story. coming to theaters everywhere next fall.
strawberry7714: omg
strawberry7714: who will play karl?
strawberry7714: debo?
pocho tonto: starring none other than samuel jackson
strawberry7714: GLO
pocho tonto: debo can be one of the boys in the yard
strawberry7714: YES!
pocho tonto: WATCHU GOT ON MAH MILKSHAKE
pocho tonto: I really want a slurpee
strawberry7714: should sucka be added to the end or should that be the sequel?
strawberry7714: mmmmm blueberry and coke slurpee
pocho tonto: the sequel huh
pocho tonto: Milkshake: The yard
strawberry7714: yeah, yanno when the town runs outta milk
strawberry7714: hahahahaha oh i like that
pocho tonto: oh I do too
strawberry7714: lol
pocho tonto: I'm so clever it hurts
pocho tonto: jesus
strawberry7714: who's gunna play the bitch?
pocho tonto: vanessa bryant
pocho tonto: with pam grier as her mother
strawberry7714: i think is should be tammy, that way we take care of the whole one of the hoolies needs to make it
pocho tonto: hmm this is true
strawberry7714: with her giggle every time she gets bitch slapped
pocho tonto: hadshf;asdf
pocho tonto: teehee
strawberry7714: oscar here we come
pocho tonto: fuck ben affleck and MATTDAAAMOOON
strawberry7714: hahahsdfkasdfjalskdfj
pocho tonto: gotta save this convo so I can start on the screenplay