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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I gave phrantek a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In August I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Sunday I gave syntheticfix a kidney (1000 points). In November I gave destruktiva a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In July I bought porn for spiralinterlude (10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1049 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
enigma_riddler