Jun 26, 2008 05:26
[Billnetley] Oh.. oh my... Potatos
[Billnetley] We all have these in mind. Its.. potatoes?
[Billnetley] If potato one = henry then potato 2 = Larry then
[Billnetley] Larry strikes Henry
[Billnetley] Potato One receives damage
[Billnetley] Henry Strikes Larry...
[Billnetley] Potato Two Relieves Potato Damage x2
[James29] you really don't have anything of interest to say do you?
[Billnetley] Larry casts Potato Spike Shield lv. 2.
[James29] you're like 5 years old
[Billnetley] Henry whom might be like a eon of potatos.. was cast away to the potato planet
[Billnetley] Mr. Potato was the king of this small planet
[Billnetley] He once set up an interview with the marry. She was quite a marry indeed.
[Billnetley] Anywho. Mr potato was talking to the birds one day when... whoop... sloop... out come a small beaver from the grate
[Billnetley] "Ohh Noo Potatoes!?" Said the small beaver
[Billnetley] Mr Potatoes was very confused indeed
[Billnetley] Mr Potatoes has a dogs.. his name is carl. She had sever of the one time days
[Billnetley] One time as in the last time? Right??
[Billnetley] Am I right guys?!
[Billnetley] Anywho..
[Billnetley] Mr. Potato enjoyed feeding the lake... lakes enjoy food too you know
[Billnetley] "I wish, i WISH I WAS A PIZZA POTATO" Mr Potato yelled out to the lak
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[Billnetley] Then mr potato became a pizza potato.
[Billnetley] He was so happy... he started to fist his own ass
[Billnetley] But it was toooo dry
[Billnetley] So mr potato rented a low income housing type place to live
[Billnetley] And expanded his knowledge in the black arts
[Billnetley] One day while killing a goat and masturbating into its severed brain Mr. Potato needed some potato chips
[Billnetley] Mr Potato walked far far down the side of the road... to the general potatoville market and he bought some potato chips.
[Billnetley] While at the potato ville potato market mr potato had a dandy date indeed
[Billnetley] He had his way with several girls trapped in the back of the store.
[Billnetley] They were tied up... he didnt care... after every fuck he bashed their brains in and cut their nipples off.. for pizza
[Billnetley] And dived into the ocean... deep deep into the ocean.
[Billnetley] Once at the bottom of the ocean he met fish people and they became fast friends
[Billnetley] Then he went back home
[Billnetley] At home he was talking about his wife then he killed her
[Billnetley] He ate her and made her bones into broth. Which took a long ass time
[Billnetley] Mr potato opened a bank account at the time this all happened boy-oh
[Billnetley] Anyway she was all "I love sandy frank films" So of course thomas had to shoot her
[Billnetley] Then he met up with Andrew jackson and the went into the cave of lost souls and things
[Billnetley] And he met some bats and a tiger and they were all like... yeah... were gonna get through this
[Billnetley] "And they did...."
[Billnetley] The general store clerk said to patton McLargeHuge as he ordered a tall glass of liquid
[Billnetley] "My liquids are the best in this town, and dont you forget it!" said the general store clerk
[Billnetley] Patton McLargeHuge all of a sudden was teleported to Africa where he got aids and died
[Billnetley] the end
[jesus isnt dead] thanks bill
[funeralmonster] wtf?
funeralmonster quits #indie