Deceived but rarely disappointed

[enhancd_reality]

Even though Iluka was not the mansion a certain someone (Brad!) illuded it to be i still had a wicked time! Purely because i wasn't in shitty Coffs Harbour. I can't believe some kooks come here for Skoolies. What kooks! There was an all too noticable absense of doof and girls for that matter. Some girls decided they would dog it at the last minute and Tash and Sushi left after like a day which was plenty long enough to see me get naked and jump on the neighbours trampoline. We had no power the first night but the thought of going to Byron Bay the next day made me forget all about that. There was no swell but the beaches were perfect! The sun was out and the girls were too! It's no wonder the traffic is so slow through the town but i had to stop shopping before i spent all my money on UV stuff, doof and wicked clothing...and possibly a digital camera with a dirty great big zoom! It was a fuck-off boring night with Alias being the highlight somehow...maybe it was those lips...a morning boog session was some of the best surf i've been out in! A little storm brought in some huge swell that was wedging heavy off the breakwall and there was pros to show us how to ride them. Unfortunately i couldn't handle getting stuck on the inside constantly and getting smashed so i bailed. Brad stayed in for a while and got fucked up more than me so it was a good start to the day. We even picked up a hotty on the beach but later that night it would prove to be a disturbing mistake. She rocked up with three friends and they turned out to be the dirtiest/skankiest girls you could ever meet!! I've cried about this shit before on this blog but this was just too much. They must've been the only girls (and i use that term loosely)in the entire town because the way they came off it sounded like they have had every piece of fisherman dick around and they weren't ashamed to say it. They didn't have drinks so they were going to give us gobbies to share ours and you might not think that's not bad from i guys perspective but the problem is that we wouldn't have been the first that night and especially not since the last time they brushed thier teeth. The guys they are with must be fucked up loosers! They go beyond adequately describable slutty-ness so i'm not going to bother anymore. And to further put a downer on the night i got a bad fire burn from doing fire wraps with poi but i did get the cricket highscore because i am the best. And we had a peacock! It was easily the coolest thing ever! So now i'm back in Coffs Harbour and bored enough to type in this thing. Happy Birthday to Jess! Don't be too cool for us yougin'!
Well i'm hungry and leaving. Everybody should watch Evangelion tonight on SBS because it's some of the weirdest anime around and easily the coolest.

Have a good one,
endorphin