Re: "but seriously i can get out of this any time i want!"engulfedJune 30 2009, 22:50:27 UTC
the worst part is i've only been out of new york a week & i miss the goddamn subway & am hatching plans to do the equivalent of my thesis for EVERY SUBWAY LINE. i am waiting for the bad-idea light to go on over my head but it's sleeping on the job. college taught me that prestige is toxic, columbia university students are scared of people with nonwhite skin & therefore can be massively price-gouged for resold drugs, & that sleeping through your graduation ceremony is the best way to end it all [there is a picture of me accepting my diploma & shaking the dude's hand. i have no memory of actually doing this. i am the master of selective unconsciousness] the show we did at glastonbury went well...then two of us ended up getting on the super-exclusive backstage bar stage at like 8 in the morning with a mexican gypsy-punk band who kept asking the audience for drugs & playing for at least an hour, which was epic. & apparently according to my drummer there is a Cute London Boy coming to one of our shows this weekend who asked about me, so uh. thanks for the no-death wishes, will need them in the days to come / when attempting to return to the good ol' USA [have a letter in my backpack from my lawyer saying i am Legally Allowed to leave the country, but customs dudes can be utter blockheads, so. here's hoping my return doesn't involve anything remotely resembling handcuffs]
college taught me that prestige is toxic, columbia university students are scared of people with nonwhite skin & therefore can be massively price-gouged for resold drugs, & that sleeping through your graduation ceremony is the best way to end it all [there is a picture of me accepting my diploma & shaking the dude's hand. i have no memory of actually doing this. i am the master of selective unconsciousness]
the show we did at glastonbury went well...then two of us ended up getting on the super-exclusive backstage bar stage at like 8 in the morning with a mexican gypsy-punk band who kept asking the audience for drugs & playing for at least an hour, which was epic. & apparently according to my drummer there is a Cute London Boy coming to one of our shows this weekend who asked about me, so uh. thanks for the no-death wishes, will need them in the days to come / when attempting to return to the good ol' USA [have a letter in my backpack from my lawyer saying i am Legally Allowed to leave the country, but customs dudes can be utter blockheads, so. here's hoping my return doesn't involve anything remotely resembling handcuffs]
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