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riddle me this: "with bullets"

Feb 09, 2008 21:46

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fauxmaux February 11 2008, 01:59:40 UTC

February 29th? Do I get five dollars?

I've been bitch-slapped by figures of speech. then again, "bitch-slapped" is another lame figure of speech. so I'll shut up now. ...worry about the cats and go to sleep.

I just recently got set-up (for a date) by a friend. not too pleased. I was intrigued by the first line. can my friends set me up with someone not insane? a thought.

engulfed February 11 2008, 11:57:27 UTC

try again, that's the 366th day! i'm moving to have the universe closed for maintenance, but it's not looking possible. maybe if i wander around telling people "today isn't actually happening!" but someone would probably just, uh, bitch-slap me

i think the idea of being 'set up' for a date has a little too much in common with the idea of being 'set up' for some sort of arrest or other legal annoyance for any good to come of it, but then again, i'm paranoid
insane people make for better stories however

fauxmaux February 11 2008, 12:34:34 UTC

I think we should go around and say "today isn't actually happening" - sounds like amazing performance art. people will think we're insane, which is always amusing;)

engulfed February 12 2008, 02:16:35 UTC

that would be heaps of fun. what sort of voice would be best to say it in though. i'm thinking sort of conspiratorially, like we're doing them a favor by letting them know that theoretically that's not oxygen you're breathing right now, buddy

fauxmaux February 13 2008, 05:33:40 UTC

yes! yes! Let's do it! Let's get insane!

engulfed February 14 2008, 12:45:38 UTC

hmm where could this best be pulled off. definitely not my neighborhood, they'd think it was IRONIC & try to sell us t shirts from summer camps that never existed. shit & even better it's a friday. gotta hit 'em where they're awkward.

fauxmaux February 14 2008, 17:40:48 UTC

wall street ot=r union square? I can't do this Friday 'cause I'm taking the kitties to the doctor.. but def on a weekday. Freak out the suits!

engulfed February 25 2008, 04:14:29 UTC

friday as in, the 29th? because that's the day this has to go down...we can remind people that SCIENCE says feb has only 28 days, etc...need to come up with a script for more definitive remarks, but at least tonight i'll be writing everything BUT the paper i have to submit tomorrow, so it might even happen

I don't believe in gravity nor do I breathe your polluted air major_hissy February 16 2008, 13:29:20 UTC

You are rarely "amusing".

I think it stems from your inability to truly create anything of lasting aesthetic value, so you overcompensate by trying to "provoke" a reaction in the most contrived manner imagineable.

you specialize in being a "victim" . . . these so called nasty trolls barely acknowledge your dismal existence.

Regards,
Josh

Re: I don't believe in gravity nor do I breathe your polluted air fauxmaux February 16 2008, 16:03:43 UTC

If this is really Josh and you have an issue with me, call me. Easy, breezy....

lovingkindness to you/m

Re: I don't believe in gravity nor do I breathe your polluted air retinadarling February 16 2008, 16:42:02 UTC

i seriously doubt it's anyone you know, that username is just out there to bother/impersonate people

Re: and this will be a Daly occurance to the mentally ill MR GURA? superfag_ww March 15 2008, 15:29:11 UTC

stop linking me to your lame ASSertions

i was in the car on NYE and it was NOT a pleasant experience.

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