julius caesarian & his section

[engulfed]

taking the meaning out of life since 198x. how would YOU like to be consigned to the dustbin of historyto explain Where I've Been i give you the words of some guy on the street as i sweep by him in a flurry of panicfeardeath/isthatadeadlineinyourpocketorareyoujusthappytoseeme/isnortedmyspacebar : "yo, don't kill me!" esprit d'escalier says "i don't

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[bad_3d_unicorns]

look who's succumbing to dinner...

A seemingly innocent link to a YEAR OLD "news" story?

[bad_3d_unicorns]

but yeah i discovered some secrets and you dont wanna know secrets, secrets are something you wanna not know.

a seemingly useless almost-threat shits in the woods?

[engulfed]

i heard some secrets were going to discover you in a dark alley with a baseball bat

et tutu, Brutus?

[dopplergangbot]

deathbydior: why are you so ACTively up in my grILL?
deathbyedior: I wouldnt put it that way. Just loved everything about NYE and Ruby Lad but chauffer boy's CONdition?
deathbydior: who exactly are you?
deathbyedior: somebody who knows, believe me, somebody who kNOwSE:)
deathbydior: He's just a friend who tries to latch on to my desperation like a soul sucking vamPYRE
deathbyedior: Well the next time he uses the term Prickturian, I'll send all the intel I have on him directly to Langley.

[engulfed]

it was pretty intense, i think i'm still trying to unfry myself
but no holes were made in my person, unless you count mounting brain damage
WHATEVER I'LL JUST BUY ANOTHER ONE OK
anyway, i didn't get arrested or jump off any buildings again, though my third eye scar from two years ago is probably never going to disappear