SHOOT YOURSELF WITH A WATER PISTOL WIN VALUABLE PRIZES, NOTORIETY
this means:
a) war
b) more
c) nothing
d) all of the above
backflipping off the edge always lands one in the same sickeningly padded safety net surrounded by insecure accolades helping hands & well helping is only one step to the left of clawing & some steps are not meant to be taken. are those shoes hard to walk in, is that the problem, are they made of cement, is the pope blue. i can stretch the definition of accomplishment so much it snaps back to hit me in the face but can we please stop the collapse, it's getting voraciously dull, black hole of dull, this WAS the light at the end of the tunnel now it's the light being nibbled to bits by some overeager but underenthralling roadblock to my favorite dark alley. see & be seen vs mug & be mugged. no contest in my mind i'll beat you to death with the first place trophy if you so much as look me in the eye.
the object is never to be the last one standing but to be the last one enjoying it. otherwise well have a seat enjoy the show put on by those of us that don't have other realities to bully around in the schoolyard. what are you going to do with that lunch money, anyway, i thought you were one of those charming wastes of carbon that claims to nourish themselves exclusively on air, water, & bullshit? i mean correct me if i'm wrong but. please use a green pen red i've heard is distressing to the psyche & well who needs that! cue laugh track, forget to stop, carrie thinks "they're all gonna laugh at you" then pigs-blood-induced frenzy ensues. but what is stephen king doing here. i'll take my bubble over your glossy alternatives, thanks, don't trust anything that _____ well actually don't trust anything. it's probably got teeth & an attitude.
well we can't have an attitude not in this house. has to be sugar & spice & shitty advice give 110% so that you may be disappointed to get only 100% back in return, it builds character. out of defective parts. manufacturer's warranty took a stroll into a black hole where it disappeared hand in hand with my good friends the future the bank account & the sense of direction like hey. buddy. your orbit sucks i'm on the wrong fucking planet. i'm not depressed i'm just disappointed. did humanity get stage fright all of a sudden.