SHIT HAPPENS. IF YOU'RE LUCKY YOU GET TO FLUSH.
i'm in your brain killing your cells GO GO GO
came here with the hope of becoming a success of some kind, hyperspeed horatio alger OF THE FUTURE but sorry, i'm a statistic, boo hoo go part a fucking red sea i'm done with you. let's waste no time figuring out where we went wrong just show up at a starbucks toting a string of failures & say all bright bulbs & white teeth hi! i have no ambitions & no future can i work for you?! make sure you blink a little so as not to frighten them off, it's a delicate balance between enthusiasm & psychosis. best handled with kid gloves, lovingly crafted from the skin of real children, your offspring weren't about to come to anything anyway now were they? don't stare at me a pigeon is going to think your eyes are glass & fly into one.
used to be always break glass in case of boredom now it's just break glass in case of uncontrollable rage, i am sick of this it is exhausting i have to get out of here hello repetitive refrain. it's like hello kitty but more like hello shitty & there was an unattended convertible running on the street a few blocks from my apartment the other day & if it hadn't been for my larger than life paranoia there was serious temptation to you know vault the door-obstacle & sort of kind of drive off somewhere. fewer & fewer reasons to stick around. I'M JUST A FLY TRYIN' TO GET MY PAPER if you know what i mean. since i obviously don't! confusion is the new contusion this would explain my headache! everpresent, excessive, & always waiting with a smile & an assault rifle.
grin until your teeth hurt. crates of oranges i'd love to eat except they were poisoned everything i write sounds like a broken record i should just stop well then what else would i do. ladies & gentlemen i'm soliciting your opinions like an asshole with a briefcase ringing your doorbell at 10 in the morning when you've just gotten home & passed out, or maybe that's just me, or maybe i'm just you, or maybe uncertainty isn't #1 on my list of 99 problems because i am! well it took two years to fuck myself over completely, maybe i can undo the damage in two months. or die laughing, trying, & everything in between. please do not feed the egos for they are savage & will destroy everything you hold dear in the headlights, hello oncoming train may i help you