VICTORY!!!!!!!
yes this show is tomorrow. yes i just finished the flyer at midnight. no i didn't start the flyer until after 11. why all this hustle & bustle you ask. well see i had a brain attack, it's sort of like a heart attack but much much smarter, & in confusion--i mean contusion--i mean CONCLUSION, i believe i now have a job uh selling cutlery? i am literally laughing all the way to the bank on this one, & well it'll be a 10-hour ATM waltz to remember, holy bowl of steaming junkie soup batman, SUCCESS.
also she asked what i wanted in a job? & what was i to say but 'minimum frustration maximum cash.' my suit excuses all lapses in character.