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May 07, 2007 22:30

PORTRAIT OF THE ARTIST AS

a)a bomb
b)a bomb
c)h bomb
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"mutant melting pool deluxe" angrygraysmoke May 8 2007, 18:46:04 UTC
Oh my God, do you realize what this means? Greenpoint, and perhaps even whole blocks to the north of Williamsburg, are HIGHLY FUCKING FLAMMABLE!!! Just think of it: if we planned this right, we could wipe out upto a FIFTH of their forces by sunrise!
We'd have to evacuate the villagers first, though. Know anyone fluent in Polish?

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Re: "mutant melting pool deluxe" engulfed May 8 2007, 21:28:42 UTC
maybe hipsters burn at abnormally low temperatures. we could lace all the pbr with some sort of boiling-point-lowering contaminant if that wasn't totally improbable abuse of the laws of chemistry ie. not possible? i think we'd have better luck concentrating the hipsters into a tiny tiny location at flammability central, bill it as 'free shitty myspace guitar band shittier beer & even shittier coke night with free haircuts by epileptic puppies with scissors' or something

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Re: Lace the PBr3 instead para_cymene May 9 2007, 03:06:09 UTC
It's called an azeotrope, a constant boiling mixture that can either raise or lower the b.p. Mix in some diethyl ether, it boils at 35 deg. C, although I don't know the b.p. of the azeotrope, I do know that they will at least explode when they light their Parliament Lights. If you don't like that idea then give them all the free absolute ethanol they want; the alcohol-water azeotrope, 95% ethanol 5% water, boils at around 78 deg. C, and if they don't immolate themselves they will die of alcohol poisoning.

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anGRRRR is an enerGEE? charangowalking May 15 2007, 09:20:18 UTC
i can remember being romanced by the suits back in the daze when the music industry had license to print money.

we got taken to lutece
i drank three gin and pepsi's

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Re: anGRRRR is an enerGEE? para_cymene May 21 2007, 23:42:08 UTC
Well this has to be the most coherent, sane thing you have ever said.
Congratulations, I'm glad to see your doctors have finally gotten their act together and put you on the right meds.

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