my girlfriend the other day called me a pervert and i said "that's a big word for a nine yr old"
stolen from ba4ever omfg THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!
Stalkers are twats. A cautionary tale from engravedheart.
tiogardubh is stalking engravedheart
tiogardubh’s REAL name :
Velma Hailey
tiogardubh’s REAL DOB :
06th November 1985
Height :160 cm
Weight : 89.6 kg
tiogardubh has dreamt about you :
24 times
tiogardubh became interested in you :
23rd October 2002
tiogardubh’s latest dream about you
You are on a golfcourse with tiogardubh and your tormentor is showing you kinky new ways to make use of the putter.
This is how tiogardubh describes your relationship behind your back
‘Things are going great! it still won’t kiss me though in public. it will once I stop calling her in the middle of the night.’
tiogardubh’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
tiogardubh has a habit of searching engravedheart’s home for sex toys and ‘borrowing’ any that they find.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
tiogardubh has engravedheart tattooed right across their chest.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
I need somebody to love. Over these last couple of months I’ve got to know you but you still do not know who I really am. I’m watching you.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
6 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Hello look this is a bit embarassing, I have a stalker who keeps trying to climb over our perimeter fencing and they seem to have become impaled on it again. Could you please send someone over to check it out? Thanks."
tiogardubh’s Police File
Society will be much more dangerous if tiogardubh is free.
Testimonies about tiogardubh
teh_brandon - A withered old hag
‘I’m completely fucking gutted to hear about all of this. I always liked tiogardubh. Are you sure you’re accusing the right person?’
tamswitter - Dull O Dull
‘Ahhh none of this is new to me. engravedheart’s been telling me about tiogardubh’s antics for ages now. I don’t honestly know why it has put up with it for so long.’
xpressed - Overweight cult comedian
‘Thank Christ I never let tiogardubh into my house. God the thought of it all gives me the creeps!’
makesomelove - Wide-load
‘Uncool and unhip tiogardubh is just plain shit!’
Stalkers are twats. A cautionary tale from engravedheart.
tiogardubh is stalking engravedheart
tiogardubh’s REAL name :
Velma Hailey
tiogardubh’s REAL DOB :
06th November 1985
Height :160 cm
Weight : 89.6 kg
tiogardubh has dreamt about you :
24 times
tiogardubh became interested in you :
23rd October 2002
tiogardubh’s latest dream about you
You are on a golfcourse with tiogardubh and your tormentor is showing you kinky new ways to make use of the putter.
This is how tiogardubh describes your relationship behind your back
‘Things are going great! it still won’t kiss me though in public. it will once I stop calling her in the middle of the night.’
tiogardubh’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
tiogardubh has a habit of searching engravedheart’s home for sex toys and ‘borrowing’ any that they find.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
tiogardubh has engravedheart tattooed right across their chest.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
I need somebody to love. Over these last couple of months I’ve got to know you but you still do not know who I really am. I’m watching you.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
6 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Hello look this is a bit embarassing, I have a stalker who keeps trying to climb over our perimeter fencing and they seem to have become impaled on it again. Could you please send someone over to check it out? Thanks."
tiogardubh’s Police File
Society will be much more dangerous if tiogardubh is free.
Testimonies about tiogardubh
teh_brandon - A withered old hag
‘I’m completely fucking gutted to hear about all of this. I always liked tiogardubh. Are you sure you’re accusing the right person?’
tamswitter - Dull O Dull
‘Ahhh none of this is new to me. engravedheart’s been telling me about tiogardubh’s antics for ages now. I don’t honestly know why it has put up with it for so long.’
xpressed - Overweight cult comedian
‘Thank Christ I never let tiogardubh into my house. God the thought of it all gives me the creeps!’
makesomelove - Wide-load
‘Uncool and unhip tiogardubh is just plain shit!’