I'm a cocky mofo with a prostitute shit pile?!?

[englishrose1990]

Favorite Color:
blue: I'm a sad
pink: I'm a cocky
white: I'm a boring
black: I'm a depressed
green: I'm a happy
orange: I'm a weirdo
yellow: I'm a preppy
red: I'm a sexy
cream: I'm a pretty
other: I'm a scary

month you're born in:
jan: nose pickin booger flickin geek
feb: geek
march: slut
april: prostitute
may: jock
june: babe
july: hottie
august: surfer
september: popular
oct: mofo
nov: loser
dec: golddigger

shirt you're wearing:
blue: with a 1000 pound
pink: with a prostitute
white: with a sketchy
black: with sexy
green: with a loser
orange: with tasty
yellow: with a preppy
red: with a kissable
cream: with a gorgeous
other: with a yummy

pants you're wearing:
jeans: shit pile
sweats: goober
capris: slut
shorts: jock
skirt: boobs
other: stalker

repost this as "I'm a ___ ____ with ____ ___"