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Yesterday I turned into work in freshly shined shoes, a shirt, ironed trousers and almost with a tie. Your once noble and good friend Tom has turned sellout temporarily and got an office job and it sucks. I'm sat here right now with nothing left to do but tell you all how bored I am. I haven't a clue what I'm actually meant to be doing, everything is very confusing and plastic, and the phone besides me keeps ringing which makes me guilty because I'm meant to be answering it (havn't been trained yet...). Dum dee dum. Y'know what is quite funny though: the company I am working for is called United Springs. It makes springs. That is all. I never knew entire companies could be built around the manufacturing of springs, but it seems I was wrong. Y'know what else is funny? Some of the springs I've been doing important paperwork whilst-not-knowing-what-I'm-doing are being sent to places where they make planes, so next time you're flying a mile from the floor remember this: If I've made a mistake and ordered something like the wrong type of metal then it may melt and kill you all. Mwah ha ha ha haaa. *sighs* maybe I should go get a round of tea in.