☂ nine

[englishpride]

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--'s wha' I gotta do.... [ almost menacing chuckling. ] So, ya' bastard... ya' hidin' from me 'r somethin'? I'm not afrai--

[ stumbling, more chuckling, and then a hollow metallic clank ]

Damned alley cat... I SAID GO 'WAY! .... Eh heh heh heh. Fraaaaaaaaaaaaance, I know 's you there.... I'M NOT TAKING BACK THAT

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[2cool4europe]

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Fuck the language barrier. Not in the mood B|

[2cool4europe]

Where the hell did you get alcohol?!

FUCK THE LANGUAGE BARRIER INDEED

[englishpride]

Ohhhh, there ya' are, ya' kraut bastard! Thought you were behind me... but... see, if I told you where... this beer was, I'd have to kill you.

[ laughing now oh god ]

TOTES, MAN. TOTES.

[2cool4europe]

Fuck you! You can't keep it all for yourself!

[englishpride]

Nah, 's a joke, Prussia! Is humour lost in translation for you? [ snickering. ] Buuuuut, see.... 'f ya' go behind this tree and into that building, there's, like... tonnes of it!

[2cool4europe]

What the hell does that even mean?.... You're completely incoherent, aren't you?

[englishpride]

'f course I'm not inco--... er, stupid... Tha's America's job and all....

[2cool4europe]

You're making less sense then he normally does.

[englishpride]

Ya' jus' can't follow directions, can ya'? Not even around a tree and to that building over there! Blimey, you're more useless than a.... than a useless thing!

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[2cool4europe]

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[2cool4europe]

You know, England.... When you're drunk like this, you're weak.

[englishpride]

Bullshit! Ha ha ha ha, I'm as strong as... er, whatev'r's the stronges--...