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[englishpride]

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--wonder who left all that produce out... rather generous of them, whoever they might be. Well, waste not, want not....

Er-- Japan, now that you've been properly tended to... well, there was an extra pie left over... [ clearing his throat ] But, er, yes, I left it with you, so. Well, it was the least I could do.

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[yougogirlfrien]

Are you trying to kill Italy again!?

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[englishpride]

What are you talking about?

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[yougogirlfrien]

What're you doing, offering him your food right after he comes back!?

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[englishpride]

Well, of course-- it's called being neighbourly.

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[yougogirlfrien]

No, it's called attempted murder!

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[englishpride]

Have you gone mad? I haven't poisoned it at all, and why would I to begin with?

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[yougogirlfrien]

England, your food's totally always poisoned.

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[englishpride]

If it were poisoned, America wouldn't still be alive, you nitwit!

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[yougogirlfrien]

He hasn't eaten enough to kill yet.

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[englishpride]

You've that unfortunate habit of over-exaggerating, Poland. Perhaps you should be working on that.

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[yougogirlfrien]

Are you, like, retarded?

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[englishpride]

I beg your pardon?

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[yougogirlfrien]

You've been around and cooking for, like, ever, and you still haven't noticed?

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[englishpride]

Notice what?

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[yougogirlfrien]

You can get food poisoning from just one bite!

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[englishpride]

Don't be ridiculous. I turned out just fine!