☂ six

Feb 27, 2009 23:36

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Day 28.
Location: Discedo, Fortuna. Yes, still.
Status: a bit battered, but no limbs are missing yet.
Supplies: at a steady rate of decline; not a state of emergency.
Report:

Apparently, this place has little in the room of calm and peace; the streets are infested with these god-awful imitations and mutations of animals. Upon slaughtering them with naught but a cricket bat the course of inspection, I have come across: a grey frog that blows out bubbles (the purple ones are quite dangerous); a black kangaroo whose primary attack seems to be kick-boxing; a black bear with arms that appear atypical of its species; and a crab who attacks with its claws and possesses the ability to raise a shield. The claims of partnership being most beneficial are, indeed, true-- it significantly increases one's strength in attack, as evidenced by the fact that one or two hits to the back of the head generally do the trick.

The idea of creating a super-alliance, also, is quite a good idea. I shall have to thank Prussia for that one small, shining moment of lucidity. At present, the alliance seems to be myself, America, Japan, and Italy. I've yet to hear Prussia's progress, Austria has kept himself silent lately, and Poland... well. I'm certain he shall survive. I do worry about Sealand Sealand is in the company of that strange musician, and should there be any wounds on that boy, it will be not only him but that silly young lad that will get a stern talking to. However, it seems that no one has yet died of this-- if one has, well, I've been told they do come back alive with seemingly no after-shocks or negative effects.

Now, then-- America, if you're not being a prat and attempting to explode more of these foul things, do tell me if you've suffered any damage. Same goes for you, Italy, Japan, Poland. You, Prussia, can find another person to heal your wounds-- good luck. While I'm on the subject, Miss Bunnie, Miss Sally, Professor, Mr Ootori, and... you... I do hope you've also not suffered any damage.

EDIT: Sealand is also an ally, even if he still has a lot of growing up to do. There, are you happy, you little prat?

[ ooc; might be slow on tags, but backdating is fine, too! EDIT: sleeping now-- will tag tomorrow~ EDIT2: awake but tags will be slow. ffff how many times will I edit this? STAY TUNED. ]

america is a dumbass, i'm surrounded by idiots, shaun of the dead anyone?, status report, bitches don't know 'bout my tea, regroup, hail brittania, text

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