☂ five

[englishpride]

[mode: audio | language: English]

--Damnit, what the-- Come in, anyone! Yes, even you, France--

[ loud thumping, and something that sounds vaguely like a wooden clatter upon concrete ]

This isn't Australia's home, goddamnit! Wh--

[ scuffling sounds, a loud whump, and unintelligible cursing ]

Come in, damnit! Report your statu--

[ static

Comments

[missmecha]

England! Are you okay?

[ audio: English ]

[englishpride]

Well, I am now! Or, at least, as to be expected after whapping a damned kangaroo with only a cricket bat!

[ audio: English ]

[missmecha]

I'll make this short in case another one comes up -

Everyone's weapons got taken, and the only way to give these things a good whallop is by making a pact with someone!

[ audio: English ]

[englishpride]

Well, thank God I'm at least paired already... even if it is to that dunce.... But all the weapons are gone, then?

[ audio: English ]

[missmecha]

At the very least replaced. Bad enough with these chips, they gotta make us even weaker now...Least they couldn't take mine, being my body and all~

[ audio: English ]

[englishpride]

... You know, I keep hearing about these chips-- what are those for, anyhow?

[ audio: English ]

[missmecha]

From what the others told me, when we arrive here, we get these darn chips implanted in us, and dang near impossible to find. If you've got any kind of special ability, the chips take it away. And even if you don't, it makes you do crazy things, like make you tell lies, and all kinds of nonsense.

Re: [ audio: English ]

[englishpride]

... Well, aren't these scientists positively professional.

[ audio: English ]

[missmecha]

Trust me, darlin', if I ever find 'em, they're gunna get a sound beatin'.

[ audio: English ]

[englishpride]

This has to be some sick social experiment-- I don't have the time for this, though!