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[englishpride]

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--Damnit, what the-- Come in, anyone! Yes, even you, France--

[ loud thumping, and something that sounds vaguely like a wooden clatter upon concrete ]

This isn't Australia's home, goddamnit! Wh--

[ scuffling sounds, a loud whump, and unintelligible cursing ]

Come in, damnit! Report your statu--

[ static

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[southcentrair]

E-England-san...?

England, are okay? Are you hurt?

||ooc ::-:: B| Worried Japan is worried.||

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[englishpride]

What in th--

[ static, and more scuffling noises ]

Japan?! What the bloody hell is--

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[southcentrair]

England...? England! Where are you? I'll come get you with Italy!

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[englishpride]

[ much more scuffling and inaudible strings of curses ]

--damn thing won't-- [ static ] --down, sonofa-- [ static ]

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[southcentrair]

England...England you're breaking up; I can barely hear you.

You really should listen to Sealand-kun; you need to find a partner. I'd partner with you, but I was really worried about Italy.

Do you need me and Italy-kun to come over? Though, I'm pretty sure you can take on those monsters if you have a partner.

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[englishpride]

I get it, I get it, find a partner-- [ thump, thump, then a series of whacks and a screech ] --unsportsmanlike, eh?!

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[southcentrair]

Hai, then you'll be fine. Though...we've all been receiving strange weapons to fight with.

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[englishpride]

The damn thing ran off... S'pose you've had enough, eh, you damn joey? I was this close to injuring that thing all but good with this cricket bat!

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[southcentrair]

Ah, be careful, England-san. But it's good that you ran it off.

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[englishpride]

I'll do my best, Japan. But make certain that Italy remains in your sight at all times until this.... what ever the bloomin' hell this is is properly sorted out.

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[southcentrair]

Hai, I will. I got him with me right now. And instructed him to stay behind me if a monster gets in our way.

I'm sure America-san will reach you before we do..There's just too many monsters around. Gomen, England-san.

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[englishpride]

No time for apologies now, Japan-- that idiot needs to get out of wherever he is and make sure he doesn't end up dead!

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[southcentrair]

America-san mentioned he'll be there in about five minutes..Can you wait that long? It's best if you could find a place to hide for the time being.

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[englishpride]

I'm heading to the embassy right now-- there's no way I can allow him to get even more injured than he is at the moment! It won't take me long to get there, anyhow!

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[southcentrair]

Alright, England-san. Me and Italy-kun will be there as soon as possibly then. Don't get killed though...

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[englishpride]

Don't worry, this mess will be all sorted out!