The Offside Rule - explained for Women

[englishneo]

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till are a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them too and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if

Comments

[harryroberts]

A woman who can tell me the offside rule can have my hand in marriage or a slap up "meal" from greggs, whichever they prefer.

[englishneo]

LOL!