Woohoo!
Whitley: lol...no, Jonathan, I am not homeless and I did not have sexual relations with that man...oops, you didn't ask me that, did u?
Jonathan: WHAT MAN??? That lucky bastard...why, I outta call the White House about this!
Ah, that amuses me. (Yes, I know, no one else is amused.) And that is exactly why I miss talking to him. Stupid no internet. Our conversations are even more amusing at three o'clock in the morning too.
Whitley: Hey, any word on who the new jesus is? I voted for Oprah.
Jonathan: No, no official ruling yet. The cousel is too busy, dare I say it, getting laid by their mistress...Ms. Lewinski.
Whitley: So, the council that decides who jesus is is too busy getting laid by a slut to decide who jesus is..??
Jonathan: Indeed! And full of HIV and crabs!
Whitley: Ew.
Jonathan: WHAT MAN??? That lucky bastard...why, I outta call the White House about this!
Ah, that amuses me. (Yes, I know, no one else is amused.) And that is exactly why I miss talking to him. Stupid no internet. Our conversations are even more amusing at three o'clock in the morning too.
Whitley: Hey, any word on who the new jesus is? I voted for Oprah.
Jonathan: No, no official ruling yet. The cousel is too busy, dare I say it, getting laid by their mistress...Ms. Lewinski.
Whitley: So, the council that decides who jesus is is too busy getting laid by a slut to decide who jesus is..??
Jonathan: Indeed! And full of HIV and crabs!
Whitley: Ew.