Guys..
I am so glad I told my 14 year old self's story to go fuckoff.
I just spent the last hour reading my old comics and dear freaking sweet crap, I wrote some horrible shit.
Just to give you an idea of what I thought was "good", here are some of the things that happen in just one issue..
- 4 major plot points happening on one page
- A guy proposing using lemonade, toast and perogies
- A pink midget elf named "Truffles"
- Implied incest
- The power of burping creates super-enemies
- Someone says, "Will this profanity never end?" when they're actually trying to say something along the lines of "Oh the humanity!"
- Somehow all 15 of the main characters have a kid, and they're all boys, and they're all friends
- A guy leaves his cat behind on another planet and it's still alive when he goes to pick it up months later
- A LOT OF PLAGIARISM (some of which involve scenes from "Hook", Mischief Makers, the episode of Sailor Moon where they all fight Queen Beryl)
- EVERYBODY DIES HORRIBLY (but then comes back to life later)
- Someone becomes the Empress of the Universe and then blows up the world
- "God" is in it. As in.. the guy with the beard. He has glasses too. And wings.
- 1 swear word because I was too scared to put more than that in it or else SOMEONE MIGHT READ IT LIKE MY MOM
- I made my mom/dad/siblings characters and made fun of my Dad not having hair
Like, this is only the tip of the iceburg. ANGELA, TERRI, WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS EVER SAY "STOP IT MOLLY, THESE ARE HORRIBLE, WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME READ THIS FESTERING PILE OF CRAP"
Sooooo... yeah. Off to go ink more Signum Fas. You know, the comic that is less crap than the other crap.
EDIT:
JESSE WHY