First Spell - [AUDIO POST]

[enemyallwholive]

I have stared death straight in the eye.

And I think the denizens of this village are going to run us out of town if she doesn't eat them out of house and home, first. Or worse, eat THEM!

DEAR YGGDRASIL, WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS???

Comments

[tmrrow_knight]

You sound terrified! Who'd you end up with?

[enemyallwholive]

THE GREAT DESTROYER, LONG FORETOLD BY DRACO ISLAND LEGEND.

Oh, they're just fairy tales, they told me... BUT THEY WERE FOOLS.

*Thread Hijack!*

[codeworddirtbag]

Your partner is TUCKER?! Oh, my GOD!

Re: *Thread Hijack!*

[enemyallwholive]

IGNORE THE DRAGON, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Re: *Thread Hijack!*

[deathtotheblues]

I thought CABOOSE was the great destroyer... at least that's what those brainless army grunts said... just before Caboose killed them all.

Re: *Thread Hijack!*

[dontkillleader]

Caboose destroys greatly, at any rate. I should know.

Re: *Thread Hijack!*

[tmrrow_knight]

Alright, well, we KNOW, it's not this Tucker or Caboose fellow...

Who are you, anyway, ma'am?

Re: *Thread Hijack!*

[enemyallwholive]

I hate this whole other world thing. Hell, it's not even one of MY WORLD'S other worlds!

...

But I am none other than Lina Inverse, beautiful sorcery genius, several times savior of the known world-

...you're not going to tell them your other names?

SHUT. UP.