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[enduringcharm]

I've been told its true.

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[justacountryboy]

There one'a those for guys?

[enduringcharm]

For southern guys?

I doubt it.

[justacountryboy]

For southern guys.

Well there should be.

[enduringcharm]

No, there really shouldn't.

And you can't argue that unless you've had sex with a southern guy.

If you haven't, you just don't know.

[justacountryboy]

I know girls that can attest to how southern guys are.

When the hell'd you have sex with a southern girl?

[enduringcharm]

I know how southern guys are. I've had my share.

...Do you really want to know?

[justacountryboy]

If I didn't know better, I'd say that was a insult to all'a us.

Was it someone I'd know?

[enduringcharm]

It just might be.

Probably not.

[justacountryboy]

Well that's not nice.

Then what the hell do I care?

[enduringcharm]

I wasn't given anything to be nice about, and I don't think you'd care to change my opinion on the subject.

I don't know. But you started it.

[justacountryboy]

Well I can't personally, but what about Brian and Ernie? Sure, one's a nerd and the other's a cop, but that's forgivable stuff. They're still good southern guys.

Meanin' I don't care if you tell me. And even if it was a girl I knew, still wouldn't give a damn.

[enduringcharm]

I'm not saying they're not good guys. I'm saying that in my experience (one drunken moment with Ernesto not withstanding) they don't do it better.

Understand?

[justacountryboy]

Ouch.

[enduringcharm]

Again. You started it.

[justacountryboy]

Guess I did.

[enduringcharm]

I had to finish it.

Because you are a southern man, and they're generally not very good at that.