When I could be doing something worthwhile..
Despite not worshipping Santa, I find this rather amusing (though I would never light fire to a puppy. Not that cruel of a person)
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Friday I bought porn for stoic_slim (10 points). In June I caught a purse-snatcher who stole professor_w's purse (30 points). Last Thursday I set ambitious_woman's puppy on fire (-66 points). In February rude_not_ginger and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).
Overall, I've been nice (4 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony and a plastic rocket!
Sincerely,
enduring_pryde
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Friday I bought porn for stoic_slim (10 points). In June I caught a purse-snatcher who stole professor_w's purse (30 points). Last Thursday I set ambitious_woman's puppy on fire (-66 points). In February rude_not_ginger and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).
Overall, I've been nice (4 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony and a plastic rocket!
Sincerely,
enduring_pryde