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So everyone should know about Gay tuesday by now. Well Andy has built up to hugging on it and today when we went to hug he jumps up into the air and holds onto me. I nearly lost my balance at first, but I adjusted my footing and I was able to hold him up fairly easily. I managed to impress myself, which is rare.
this is why I put a coding system into my buddylist. For conversations like this so that I don't reveal the other person:
(20:56:31) A00007: sooo....different topic....i walked into my wall again
(20:56:36) Hemic Ardency: nice
(20:56:45) Hemic Ardency: wanna hear a better one?
(20:57:12) Hemic Ardency: I once rode my bike
(20:57:13) A00007: sure
(20:57:17) Hemic Ardency: smack into a stop sign
(20:57:22) A00007: lmao!
(20:57:23) Hemic Ardency: the sign was fine
(20:57:27) Hemic Ardency: but the pole bent
(20:57:38) Hemic Ardency: and I don't mean the edge
(20:57:54) Hemic Ardency: dead center, tire into the pole, I leave the bike before impact
(20:58:06) Hemic Ardency: it hurt
(20:58:11) Hemic Ardency: it was downhilll
(20:58:19) Hemic Ardency: beat that
(20:59:43) A00007: .....i was walking into the kitchen right as jeff was opening the freezer door and i fall flat on my bck
(20:59:47) A00007: back*
(21:00:03) Hemic Ardency: lol, nice
((21:01:59) A00007: you got another?
(21:02:13) Hemic Ardency: yup
(21:02:20) Hemic Ardency: stick my head out of a car window...
(21:02:24) Hemic Ardency: parked...
(21:02:35) Hemic Ardency: mailbox hits the top of my head
(21:02:41) Hemic Ardency: I hadn't seen it
(21:03:09) A00007: lol
(21:03:13) Hemic Ardency: you?
(21:04:21) A00007: was running really fast throu my house and wnet to go on to the back deck except the sliding glass door put a stop to that very quickly ans painfuly
(21:04:34) Hemic Ardency: classic
(21:04:37) Hemic Ardency: and still funny
(21:05:37) Hemic Ardency: sitting on my friends windowsill (second floor)
(21:05:58) Hemic Ardency: fall out it and slide down the porch roof
(21:06:03) Hemic Ardency: I stop before falling off
(21:06:07) Hemic Ardency: what do I do...
(21:06:24) Hemic Ardency: backroll to...not my feet...flat on my back on the sidewalk
(21:06:40) A00007: lol that must have hurt
(21:06:51) Hemic Ardency: I laughed harder
(21:06:53) Hemic Ardency: at myself
(21:07:06) A00007: heehee
(21:07:16) Hemic Ardency: you?
(21:08:38) A00007: same as you only first floor and i didn't make alot of noise so they didn't know were i went cuz one second i was there and then i wasn't
(21:09:15) Hemic Ardency: nice
(21:09:21) Hemic Ardency: but another
(21:09:30) Hemic Ardency: if that was the case of being able to repeat
(21:09:40) Hemic Ardency: I could of used running to unlock the door for my mom
(21:09:46) Hemic Ardency: and she opens it into my face
(21:09:56) Hemic Ardency: the window in the door shattered
(21:10:06) A00007: lmao!
(21:10:16) Hemic Ardency: yup
(21:11:15) A00007: hmm...ninth grad i hit my self in the face with a car door, got a black eye and a cut under it
(21:11:30) A00007: not funny but a really big stupid moment
(21:11:48) Hemic Ardency: wait...you hit yourself?
(21:13:28) Hemic Ardency: ???
(21:14:04) A00007: i was closing the door and i hit myself in the face with it
(21:14:14) Hemic Ardency: LMAO!!! that is too funny
(21:14:51) A00007: mhmm im sure it is
(21:14:56) Hemic Ardency: think about it
(21:14:59) Hemic Ardency: you hit yourself
(21:15:05) Hemic Ardency: that's what makes it funny
(21:15:08) Hemic Ardency: not the injury
(21:15:46) A00007: well it is kinda funny that i gave myself a black eye
(21:15:54) Hemic Ardency: yeah
(21:15:58) Hemic Ardency: ready for this one
(21:16:05) Hemic Ardency: I was hyper one day
(21:16:13) Hemic Ardency: did a little hop thing to get on the bus
(21:16:25) Hemic Ardency: ...too high
(21:16:36) Hemic Ardency: head into the framing
(21:16:45) Hemic Ardency: me on my back on the bus steps
(21:16:57) Hemic Ardency: knocking over the person in front of me
(21:16:58) Hemic Ardency: onto me
(21:17:19) A00007: hahahahahaaaaa
(21:17:48) Hemic Ardency: yup
(21:17:56) Hemic Ardency: made it better I knocked over the girl in front of me
(21:18:03) Hemic Ardency: her chest ended up on my face somehow
(21:18:37) Hemic Ardency: btw...that was last week
(21:19:17) A00007: ......
(21:19:20) A00007: HA!!!
(21:19:25) Hemic Ardency: yup
(21:22:32) A00007: i think im out of things
(21:22:42) Hemic Ardency: really?
(21:22:45) Hemic Ardency: come on
(21:24:02) A00007: .....my cat ran into the glass door and i jumped so far that i landed across the room, basically crawling up the wall, cuz i didn't know what it was and i was by my self.......then my cat walked inside shaking its head and stumbling around
(21:24:28) A00007: ....i think i left a dent
(21:24:50) Hemic Ardency: nice
(21:27:19) Hemic Ardency: hmm
(21:27:21) Hemic Ardency: another oen
(21:27:23) Hemic Ardency: one*
(21:27:42) A00007: hurry up i g2g in two minutes
(21:27:45) Hemic Ardency: k
(21:28:49) Hemic Ardency: my friend tried to pick me up
(21:28:54) Hemic Ardency: he falls backwards
(21:28:57) Hemic Ardency: I go through a wall
(21:29:21) A00007: lol
In a separate chat I got some from another person:
(21:04:10) U00051: i cant actually think of any but when my bike fell for no reason
(21:05:49) U00051: oh yea
(21:05:59) U00051: once when i was young i was riding my bike
(21:06:13) U00051: straight towards my neighbors garage
(21:06:16) U00051: when the door was down
(21:06:20) U00051: and couldnt stop
(21:06:30) U00051: straight into in and down onto the middle bar
(21:06:35) U00051: it*
(21:08:09) U00051: my dog bit straight up my nose once
(21:08:25) U00051: that was more funny than anything else
(21:14:25) Endi: (21:11:15) (21:14:04) A00007: i was closing the door and i hit myself in the face with it
(21:14:53) U00051: ummm
(21:14:56) U00051: ....
(21:15:08) U00051: I've done that twice with opening a locker
(21:15:14) U00051: no real injury
good times, good times,
Endi
P.S. Realize the screen name for me isn't shown on the second set? Well that's because you all drove me crazy enough that I made a new private sn.
this is why I put a coding system into my buddylist. For conversations like this so that I don't reveal the other person:
(20:56:31) A00007: sooo....different topic....i walked into my wall again
(20:56:36) Hemic Ardency: nice
(20:56:45) Hemic Ardency: wanna hear a better one?
(20:57:12) Hemic Ardency: I once rode my bike
(20:57:13) A00007: sure
(20:57:17) Hemic Ardency: smack into a stop sign
(20:57:22) A00007: lmao!
(20:57:23) Hemic Ardency: the sign was fine
(20:57:27) Hemic Ardency: but the pole bent
(20:57:38) Hemic Ardency: and I don't mean the edge
(20:57:54) Hemic Ardency: dead center, tire into the pole, I leave the bike before impact
(20:58:06) Hemic Ardency: it hurt
(20:58:11) Hemic Ardency: it was downhilll
(20:58:19) Hemic Ardency: beat that
(20:59:43) A00007: .....i was walking into the kitchen right as jeff was opening the freezer door and i fall flat on my bck
(20:59:47) A00007: back*
(21:00:03) Hemic Ardency: lol, nice
((21:01:59) A00007: you got another?
(21:02:13) Hemic Ardency: yup
(21:02:20) Hemic Ardency: stick my head out of a car window...
(21:02:24) Hemic Ardency: parked...
(21:02:35) Hemic Ardency: mailbox hits the top of my head
(21:02:41) Hemic Ardency: I hadn't seen it
(21:03:09) A00007: lol
(21:03:13) Hemic Ardency: you?
(21:04:21) A00007: was running really fast throu my house and wnet to go on to the back deck except the sliding glass door put a stop to that very quickly ans painfuly
(21:04:34) Hemic Ardency: classic
(21:04:37) Hemic Ardency: and still funny
(21:05:37) Hemic Ardency: sitting on my friends windowsill (second floor)
(21:05:58) Hemic Ardency: fall out it and slide down the porch roof
(21:06:03) Hemic Ardency: I stop before falling off
(21:06:07) Hemic Ardency: what do I do...
(21:06:24) Hemic Ardency: backroll to...not my feet...flat on my back on the sidewalk
(21:06:40) A00007: lol that must have hurt
(21:06:51) Hemic Ardency: I laughed harder
(21:06:53) Hemic Ardency: at myself
(21:07:06) A00007: heehee
(21:07:16) Hemic Ardency: you?
(21:08:38) A00007: same as you only first floor and i didn't make alot of noise so they didn't know were i went cuz one second i was there and then i wasn't
(21:09:15) Hemic Ardency: nice
(21:09:21) Hemic Ardency: but another
(21:09:30) Hemic Ardency: if that was the case of being able to repeat
(21:09:40) Hemic Ardency: I could of used running to unlock the door for my mom
(21:09:46) Hemic Ardency: and she opens it into my face
(21:09:56) Hemic Ardency: the window in the door shattered
(21:10:06) A00007: lmao!
(21:10:16) Hemic Ardency: yup
(21:11:15) A00007: hmm...ninth grad i hit my self in the face with a car door, got a black eye and a cut under it
(21:11:30) A00007: not funny but a really big stupid moment
(21:11:48) Hemic Ardency: wait...you hit yourself?
(21:13:28) Hemic Ardency: ???
(21:14:04) A00007: i was closing the door and i hit myself in the face with it
(21:14:14) Hemic Ardency: LMAO!!! that is too funny
(21:14:51) A00007: mhmm im sure it is
(21:14:56) Hemic Ardency: think about it
(21:14:59) Hemic Ardency: you hit yourself
(21:15:05) Hemic Ardency: that's what makes it funny
(21:15:08) Hemic Ardency: not the injury
(21:15:46) A00007: well it is kinda funny that i gave myself a black eye
(21:15:54) Hemic Ardency: yeah
(21:15:58) Hemic Ardency: ready for this one
(21:16:05) Hemic Ardency: I was hyper one day
(21:16:13) Hemic Ardency: did a little hop thing to get on the bus
(21:16:25) Hemic Ardency: ...too high
(21:16:36) Hemic Ardency: head into the framing
(21:16:45) Hemic Ardency: me on my back on the bus steps
(21:16:57) Hemic Ardency: knocking over the person in front of me
(21:16:58) Hemic Ardency: onto me
(21:17:19) A00007: hahahahahaaaaa
(21:17:48) Hemic Ardency: yup
(21:17:56) Hemic Ardency: made it better I knocked over the girl in front of me
(21:18:03) Hemic Ardency: her chest ended up on my face somehow
(21:18:37) Hemic Ardency: btw...that was last week
(21:19:17) A00007: ......
(21:19:20) A00007: HA!!!
(21:19:25) Hemic Ardency: yup
(21:22:32) A00007: i think im out of things
(21:22:42) Hemic Ardency: really?
(21:22:45) Hemic Ardency: come on
(21:24:02) A00007: .....my cat ran into the glass door and i jumped so far that i landed across the room, basically crawling up the wall, cuz i didn't know what it was and i was by my self.......then my cat walked inside shaking its head and stumbling around
(21:24:28) A00007: ....i think i left a dent
(21:24:50) Hemic Ardency: nice
(21:27:19) Hemic Ardency: hmm
(21:27:21) Hemic Ardency: another oen
(21:27:23) Hemic Ardency: one*
(21:27:42) A00007: hurry up i g2g in two minutes
(21:27:45) Hemic Ardency: k
(21:28:49) Hemic Ardency: my friend tried to pick me up
(21:28:54) Hemic Ardency: he falls backwards
(21:28:57) Hemic Ardency: I go through a wall
(21:29:21) A00007: lol
In a separate chat I got some from another person:
(21:04:10) U00051: i cant actually think of any but when my bike fell for no reason
(21:05:49) U00051: oh yea
(21:05:59) U00051: once when i was young i was riding my bike
(21:06:13) U00051: straight towards my neighbors garage
(21:06:16) U00051: when the door was down
(21:06:20) U00051: and couldnt stop
(21:06:30) U00051: straight into in and down onto the middle bar
(21:06:35) U00051: it*
(21:08:09) U00051: my dog bit straight up my nose once
(21:08:25) U00051: that was more funny than anything else
(21:14:25) Endi: (21:11:15) (21:14:04) A00007: i was closing the door and i hit myself in the face with it
(21:14:53) U00051: ummm
(21:14:56) U00051: ....
(21:15:08) U00051: I've done that twice with opening a locker
(21:15:14) U00051: no real injury
good times, good times,
Endi
P.S. Realize the screen name for me isn't shown on the second set? Well that's because you all drove me crazy enough that I made a new private sn.